Straya

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able australian
afriend from merica comes to visit
aarks to try some ofthe local food
awe him kangaroo burger
a' whyisthis'
a' get it in ya canr
age's offended
idont call me cunt
a' whatsa matta ya fuckin poontah"
a says he' s not hungry and wants to leave
a not until you scull some beer and finish goatfucking burger
spussy american sculls halfass beer
a' oh shiti dont feel so good"
arons out into the street to puke
alts nice out so everyone is out walking their crocodiles
a freaks out and says he wants to go to his hotel
whistle and a kangaroo hops up to us
agaain its pouch
ghetto hotel
spussy american still shaken
ssays he wants to go lie down
kfine
awhile walking to his room he gets attacked by dozens
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awaits to goto hospital
a' straya aint got no hospitals mate"
itake him to bush doctor
astards healing process
accenting attracts hundreds offings' s
adfag friend into the bush
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ago home
idrink beer and watch footy with my pet wallaby
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