Programming in a nutshell

**mrparkinglot rolls 00**

I remember doing a program for my final project and it wouldn't work, and I couldn't fuckin' figure out why, I spent 2 days going over each line in a 1600 line code, to find out that I had accidently put a comma instead of a period.

Worst part is that debug tool didn't catch it for some reason, because the program would still run but it messed up a numerical calculation.

**biggrand rolls 05**

{
roll;2
Ifdubs;(true)
_post in;(bread)
elsespiderman;thread
}

I dropped programming for this semester because I was too lost.

And in my tutorials my tutor was an asswipe.

*something is wrong with my code*

Me: Uhh something is wrong with my code, not sure what it is...
Tutor: I'll give a hint, there is something wrong in one of your lines

YEAH, NO SHIT SHERLOCK! I bloody know that ... that's why I asked for help...

and he refused to help me further ... what a douche...

You know what really grinds my gears. Compiling with no errors, or warnings, and then nothing changes.

My story for anyone wanting to learn how to code....
> Started learning to program/code and build websites when I was 15
> became obsessed with it, dedicated all my time/energy to learning to build websites, blew off all my school work, never started working anywhere, never started driving till 20's
> People laughed and made fun of me for it in high school
> stopped caring about women/dating, lost all but a few friends after high school
> Went to community college, took programming courses annihilated all the programming courses from my superior knowledge
> Got free scholarship moneys for good grades at shitty school to go to good school
> Didn't even finish college yet, built website for Hollywood soap opera actor, started working for mega companies around the world
> mfw I get paid more than all those jerks in high school who went to big university's and are working for mcdonalds while I sit on my ass coding at home working less than 10 hours a week in the second worst economy in US history

I know PHP, MySQL, ASP.NET, Microsoft SQL, MS Access, VB.NET, C#, C++, C, Python, B, Basic, QBasic, Java, Javascript, Jquery, Perl, Dark GDK, XNA, some Python, XHTML/CSS for websites, and LOLCODE for shits and giggles. I almost landed a job at Google not too long ago and got quit my last college because one of my comp science instructors got butt hurt over me knowing more than them. I've read over 10 programming books, started writing my own book which I am now doing as an online website instead that is a work in progress.

Post about coding, suddenly everyone is a professional.

This is all the programming I need

**thekingofangmar rolled a random image posted in comment #232397 at Anime & Manga ** mfw im learning to program

i just smash my face on the keyboard till it works.

Fuck yeah Java!

HFW

I can confirm this.

>Programming

>sophomore
>studying data structures, great at java, python, web design, the usual shit
>9/10 technologically innate asian chick sits next to me during lectures
>help her out with some programs a couple times
>nobigdeal.jpg
>saids she doesnt want to buy expensive textbooks anymore, will do anything to get em for free
>i say im a master hacker, and could hack any ebook she wants for free
>wetpanties.png
>give her a .zip with all her textbooks for the semester
>invites me to her dorm one day
>mfw panties drop

E=owner():hand()
EE=owner():face()
E:applyForce(EE:pos()*E:mass())

<?php
$op = "faggot";
if ($op = "faggot")
{
echo "Yup a fag";
}
else
{
$op = "faggot";
echo "Yup a fag";
}
?>
Sorry, couldn't help myself.