homosexual relationship

Real question: WHO WAS COOKIE!?

cookie is kill

no

but, what if.. COOKIE WAS LIE!?

I hope being phone is worth all those red thumbs.

yes

I wish they really made a cookie like that.

... and he became OP

next day at school...

I know I have seen this before! Where is it from?

Superbad I think, well i know in superbad he does something like this aswell.

Oh yeah, that might be :D Thank you

I thank you for thanking me without pointing out that i knew where a guy drawing dicks came from (this is how i found out that i am a fag.)

What kind of school do you go to for there to be cocks everywhere?

Just kidding

oddly fitting to your username.

Go die.

Yeah that's almost as bad as a guy thinking they'd get anywhere with lesbians.

Same thing keeps happening to me. Also that annoys me, when they talk about 'trying' it. You shouldn't have to even think about it, it should be natural to you.. if it isn't then you really have a problem.

I'm trying to be nice and I look like a bigot because this dudes off my shit.

I would take getting hit on by a gay guy as a massive compliment, because I'm secure enough in my own sexuality to not find it weird... stop bitching about it you massive faggot.

I did take it as a compliment at first. He's not a bad guy. But this is an every day thing.
Stop being a presumptuous asshole over the internet.

Executed? That seems a bit harsh. I remember reading that passage and it saying something about her being stoned. That sounds much better....and relaxing.....and is making me want cheetos.

To Bristol Palin.

No risk

That picture is awesome.

I was hoping to find this.

Also at this point, glitter bombing and the ridiculousness of some of the people at gay pride parades is bothersome. It's so counter productive.

^this

I agree with your last statement 100%.
Ive always said, we shouldn't bother with marriage, we should just try for something close. I mean really, why does it matter. As long as you love your partner.

Except you don't get the financial benefits and the ability to transfer custody of your child to your partner in case of your death. It's not just the title of marriage, it's the right associated with it.

"he/she will probably grow up to hate gays anyway. " - I disagree completely. I don't know a single person who hates people for "being gay". Really depends on where the child grows up.

Hence the use of "probably".

I've met a few people who don't like me solely on my sexual orientation.
He'll, I've had friends for years who suddenly hated me when they found out.
Their parents were the same.

But, I had lots who didn't hate me, so I feel it's more how they're brought up

Sorry for any confusion.

I agree with you (I think). I mean, I have parents (sorry Batman) that both hate gays for being gay. However, I don't mind gay people at all and find my parents' opinion rather...dull.

I have nothing against gay people but here's one reason for you:

Every living organism in our Universe is "coded" to procreate. Homosexuals on the other hand can't. Human race needs to survive and this is why we have children.

The world is overpopulated.

We're doing you all a favour.

Well, I know people will get butthurt when I use this argument but whatever. That's like I said that, by killing people, I help the human kind because of the over-population.

That's completely different to what we're doing.

Killing someone is ending their life.

With gays, there is no life in the first place.

Again, I'm repeating myself. The precreation was never an argument with which I wanted to imply that homosexuality is wrong. I said that there are mostly no gay people because we're coded to procreate. Get the difference?

Oh, my bad, excuse that.

That being said, there is proof that people are born gay.
I agree completely that there are people, (way too many) who choose to be gay.

No problem. Is there really? I would very much love to read that. Because I, on the other hand, have only read studies that there's is not anykind of genetical difference between homosexuals and heterosexual.

I'm having a hard time finding it, but if I recall correctly, the evidence was that the more older brothers a person has, the more likely they are to be gay.
It's because the female body sees the foetus as a foreign object and produces antibodies, which can feminise it. The more male foetuses that the body has produced, the more adapted it becomes at getting the antibodies into it, feminising it even more.

How true it is, I don't know.
But again, I really don't think you can argue with what I'm attracted to.
It's like arguing about someone's fetish, they just can't help what turns them on.

While that first paragraph makes sense, I can't help but disagree on the second one. You know there're a lot of sick people in the world and I don't think that it's okay if a person is turned on by let's say gore or child porn. So even if they can't do anything about, they should seek help.
Inb4, bewbew you're comparing homosexuals to freaks, go fuck yourself you fag. : DD

You're right about that.
But being attracted to the same gender is in no way harmful.

Yep, and I have no right say what you should abd shouldn't like and vice versa. You'll figure it out by yourself just like I did.

Interesting.

Well, scientific proof or not, I'm gay and I know it.
I don't really think you can argue with what legitimately turns me on.
If you give me a few minutes I can try and find that video I saw with that evidence.

We're over-populated.
We're also programmed to hate heights, yet we still do it because we like it [bunjee jumping, roller coasters, sky diving etc.]

I'm just saying why we're not gay. I'm not saying that's why there should be no gays. You do understand my point, right? Also, I've never heard of global acrophobia (the fear of heights). It's true that there are many people who have that but it's not a majority.

We're programmed to avoid any extreme that is dangerous, extreme heat, extreme pain, extreme height, extreme coldness.

The difference between height and those three else is that jumping down from a cliff releases adrenaline in our body where as those other three cause pain and ultimately death. People like bungee jumoing because of adrenaline. Also, we're safe because of the rope, which takes away the fear for most part.

The answer to that is, however, not homosexuality. You can't force something unnatural out of a human. The answer to that lies completely elsewhere.

Homosexuality is natural, a lot of species do it and it increases the potency of the sperm of a male. So from all that we can come to the conclusion that bisexuality is the natural state of a species but there are no right or wrong answers as to who you want to screw

It's not natural if only a fraction of the animal species do that. On the very contary, it's unnatural. Does it increase the potency in human male? If it does, you got me.

And there is a right and wrong to some extent. I can't and I shouldn't define that border but I think many will agree with me when I say it shouldn't be okay to screw a dead body.

we need to survive? mother fucker we have 7 billion of our dumb asses, people being incapable of breeding is an advantage at the moment

I'm not going to repeat myself again. Check my posts and see what I meant with that.

There are hermaphroditic living organisms that procreate regardless of their "gender". What say you now?

Sure - organisms work a bit differently on a cellular level. Gender is rarely included. But is there such behaviour in animals or humans? If human could procreate homosexually or whatever, Then it'd be totally okay.

Also, what about heterosexual relationships where one person is infertile? Is that not ok, since they can't procreate?

Being infertile is something that is completely out of a person's control. They are at least trying or have tried to.

Are you suggesting that homosexuals choose to be gay?

Some do choose it. All homosexual I know chose to. To rebel against or trying to find a place for themselves when they had screwed up other communities to live in. But mostly, homosexuality is because a damaged childghood. A lack of parental raising or somekind of else twisted childhood. So, no, I don't think they chose it and I don't think it's ther fault either. Like I said, in the beginning, I have nothing against gay people per se.

I'm afraid you do if you honestly think that. You think that the child that comes out in High School and is picked on by his friends because of it chose to? You think kids who are brought up in Christian households want their parents to tell them that they're going to hell? You think that the wife who's had a relatively decent marriage with her husband CHOOSES to suddenly realize she's a lesbian and divorce her husband of 8 years?

These things happen, and it's not because they CHOOSE to. I knew you couldn't hold an argument of "they can't procreate." It always comes down to the person resenting something because it's different and they don't understand it.

And you do NOT understand it.

Nope, I don't. If my best friend said to me he is homosexual, it wouldn't really affect our realtionship. Also, we often do stuff that people would say is homosexual but we can do it because we're both so sure of our own sexual tendencies. I just said that they didn't choose it and it's not okay to pick on anyone for any reason. If a Christian parent says that he is not a very good parent nor a very good Christian. God loves everyone unconditionally no matter what. And if someone's wife came out of the closet during a marriage, I can't think that it was a very good one. Those thing happen because they have lost their confidence in marriage, they are depressed and then they go to such extremities. And lastly, I have repeated this at least five times to various people. I never said that homosexuality is wrong because how we were programmed by Mother Nature. I just said that there are not really all that much gays because of that. See the difference already, please.

I do hope you respond.

"I just said that there are not really all that much gays because of that."

I'm not really understanding what you're saying here.
I see that you're not your average religious bigot. You've thought this out more than most, but the problem still remains: While there are people that think that being gay is a choice, there will be OTHER people that take that to mean that the gay people can be changed, or should be changed. It's not necessarily that YOU would try to do that, but that way of thinking will allow those extremists along the fringe of a religion their reason to try to bend someone else's life to suit their own, through bullying, ostracism, or restricting of governmental rights, often destroying the person's identity in the process

I mean that because we are meant to procreate we like the opposite sex. Then there are the marginal folk - which in humans's case isn't all that marginal anymore - who like the same sex. Nothing deeper than that.
Everyone can be changed to a better direction or worse but who am I to say who should be and who shouldn't. I'm not religious because that is something wicked created by human. I don't like religion because of the reasons you just mentioned. But on the other hand, I have faith in the Christian God (I know that might be baffling) He says he loves everyone unconditionally and I have no right to meddle with gay people's lives. It's not up to me whether or not God will take them to Heaven and quite frankly it's not my business.

No, it's perfectly understandable to not like religion, but to have faith in a God. You sound like just a touch more religious than an agnostic. You just don't like how religions are structured as far as worshiping God and other practices, yes?

Almost. I'm definitely a believer. And I do worship God. I just don't like that religious bigots misrepresent Christianity. The difference between the bigots and I - if I may generalize a bit - is that I believe in Jesus' work. He died for my sins. Past, present and future. I will sin no matter what but that's his burden to bear. In the Old Covenant you got to Heave by obeing the law but since that wasn't working, God changed that. So now you go to Heaven if you belive in God. But I don't need to pray, to obay the ten commandments, to try and make non-believers believers, to go to Church as long as I have my faith. And faith is all about love. And I think so should everything in the world be. That's why I don't hate anyone based on their likings and so on. Does this explain? How about you? Are you an agnostic or what?

Somewhere between agnostic and atheistic, I suppose. But you seem to get that someone can find their own faith and practice it however they want. There's not "just the one way" to read the Bible, or be a "true Christian", like some people would suggest.

I just want people to know that religious reasoning shouldn't ever be a factor in limiting someone else's rights, including homosexuals, which often get the brunt of that way of thinking.

I'm talking about lizards and worms, among other things. Not cellular.

Ok. Well, that just returns to my second point. You could name a few of these species but I'm guessing that they're all pretty much hermaphrodites and have no other way of procreating. Even if they procreate in a different way than most species, they still need to survive too. They are too coded to survive - they have no option.

Indeed. But homosexuals don't carry the weight of the world's population in their testicles. There are plenty of other people to make sure our species survives. India and China for example.

Of course, I'm not saying that homosexuality is wrong bacause otherwise human race wouldnt survive. I'm sorry if I led you to believe that.

There are over 40 documented species with homosexuality.

There are also at least about 60000 animal species in the world. Forty of those make up about 0.06 %. Unfortunately, even Mother Nature isn't perfect. That's why we have mutations, disorders and what-not. Homosexuality, is a marginal quirk in Mother Nature's repertoire.

Ya know, I've always thought about that. But I never have said anything about it because of how butt hurt people get over it. I also thought about these species in which homosexuality has been observed and what the actual motivating forces were that cause the homosexuality in each. I think that the purpose of homosexuality in nature serves more of a purpose to domination than desire/pleasure. I could be wrong.

According to an afrikan minister, gays eat "the poo poo like ice cream"

"huh, I wonder why it highlighted the word gay! Golly gee, whereever could that link lead to?"

that was kinda obvious where it leaded to.
wait a minut..
lemme try...
i got an idea
mabye this will link us to the answers in life.
THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE!!!!

Ne try, kolimm. I've been trying that for days with comments such as "THE MAP TO THE TREASURE" and "SLUTTY BITCHES IN MY AREA" but all kim jong wants us to see is gay shit.

Why do you hate us, kim jong? Why?

i know why!
cuz we stole his cucumber
damn that day we where so young
IT WASNT OUR MEANING
IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOORY!!

Straight

Damnit. Didn't work.

tits

well, it was worth a try

Hey revelations was a good game