Spider? No problem

That's just spiderbro, ready to take a bullet for his human friend.

brother, Is that you?

He's wearing a bulletproof vest, so that doesn't seem like a completely retarded idea,

desert training 101, you find a camel spider, expose as much light as possible, turn towards the sun and quickly turn back around so he doesn't find a perch on your back in the shade, eventually he will go to the ground, he will stay in your shadow and will be like a pet, following you around. or you're just fucked, we had an arachnophobe in my squad and he nearly blew up our SAW gunner with his 203 when the gunner had a camel spider on the barrel of his M249

OP, it's not a spider, it's actually called a "solifuge".
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solifugae
They arachnids but they not spiders. Oh, and they bite. Oh and their fangs are 1 inch long.
Oh, and they run at speeds of up to 33mph.

i dont think he has rear sights??

oh shit, spiders everyehere, ON MY NECK, ON MY LEGS, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Cave spider! Where there is one there are a thousand.

Camel Spider? i want one!