Prank Phone Call. . Me - sleeping peacefully. At it am, a phone eall wakes me up. I decide to answer seeing as I am annoyed and want to tell whoever is balling
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Prank Phone Call

Me - sleeping peacefully. At it am, a phone
eall wakes me up. I decide to answer seeing
as I am annoyed and want to tell whoever is
balling off. Trying to be casual, I say Hello.
What I hear on the other line: "Listen
Crystal, have you seen Meth?” (stupidest
icke in the world). I can hear voices in the
background, laughing their ass' s off.
Obviously I' m on speaker phone. So, once
the laughter has died down a bit I reply
calmly “Mark (picking rrandom name
hoping I get lucky), I have been meaning to
eall you. After that one night stand we had a
while back, I got pregnant. Mark, you’ re the
father." By this time the other line is silent
and I know everyone is listening. I' m trying
not to laugh. A couple of seconds pass and I
hear a panicking voice: ‘Kate? (My name' s
not Kate) Is that you? Shit!" And the line
goes dead. My dreams were beautiful that
night.
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Submitted: 09/24/2012
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#5 - mrparkinglot (09/24/2012) [+] (43 replies)
#29 - turtleback (09/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
>Be sleeping   
>hear door bell at around 5 am   
>"the fuck?"   
>answer the door and see two young ladies   
>"may I help you?"   
>"are you Diego?"   
>"nah he lives upstairs"   
>Mfw I just passed up two paid for prostitutes at 5 am in the morning
>Be sleeping
>hear door bell at around 5 am
>"the fuck?"
>answer the door and see two young ladies
>"may I help you?"
>"are you Diego?"
>"nah he lives upstairs"
>Mfw I just passed up two paid for prostitutes at 5 am in the morning
#51 - curtt (09/24/2012) [-]
#246 - zedfourhundred (09/25/2012) [-]
"I decide to answer as i am annoyed and want to tell whoever is calling off"    
   
- everyone here knows that you answered because no one ever calls
"I decide to answer as i am annoyed and want to tell whoever is calling off"

- everyone here knows that you answered because no one ever calls
User avatar #59 - AnonymousWraith (09/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
-have nightmare that someone had been stalking me and called me a few times
-wake up at 2 am
-"Oh thank God, it was jsut a dream."
-Go back to sleep
-two minutes later, my phone makes a sound
-Not the usual sound. It seriously sounds more sinister and lower-toned
-Know it's stupid, but I pinch myself
-Dreading looking at the phone for fear that someone may jump at me or something
-Phone beeps four more times
-Say a quick prayer, pick it up
-It was a low battery warning the whole time.
User avatar #20 - mikesch ONLINE (09/24/2012) [+] (4 replies)
What is the possibility of guessing the name of the person that is calling you, when it's probably a stranger?
#226 - OHaiMark (09/25/2012) [-]
mfw (check ma username)
#185 - thisusernameisalie (09/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**thisusernameisalie rolled user warlordvegeta ** WHO IS DIS?
#91 - sonicserver (09/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
what is this meth joke?
#54 - ratf (09/24/2012) [-]
Kate is that you?
#26 - sarhon (09/24/2012) [-]
#239 - carocat (09/25/2012) [+] (7 replies)
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#266 - sircommunist (09/25/2012) [-]
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#12 - alawabidingcitizen (09/24/2012) [-]
...Glorious...
...Glorious...
#146 - DrPeppir (09/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Who was phone?
#138 - grimmwaters (09/25/2012) [-]
>Alternate ending
>Alternate ending
User avatar #189 - badops (09/25/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Dubs decides how I tell the girl I've been sleeping with on and off with that I love her.
User avatar #194 to #193 - aerialz (09/25/2012) [-]
I love you, because (insert features you love about her, and more)
#48 - allmightynig (09/24/2012) [-]
Mark's Face When
Mark's Face When
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