Cant run forever

But the genie didn't give him the ability to make it shorter,,,

Doesn't that kinda mean that by the time he gets bored of that girl, he'll have to wrap that thing around his body, or something?

"black magic"

I see what you did there

My dick is too small, I want a mine to be so long, It can touch the ground!

*poof*

and then his legs were 2 inches

The ugliest man in the world found a genie lamp one day he rubbed it the genie popped out and told him about the three wishes so he says I wish the hottest girl on earth is in my house and can't leave till she fucks me the genie snaps his fingers and boom it's done but she won't have sex with him cause he's too ugly so then he wishes for a million dollars and boom it's done but even the money wasn't enough so the guy leans over and whispers something to the genie then the genie with a look of shock on his face snaps his fingers and a bunch of rednecks come in beat the shit out of the guy tie a rope around his neck and hang him from a tree the girl stared in shock at the genie as the genie says "in the centuries I've been doing this that's the first time someone's wished to be hung like a nigger"

mfw

That would be also a good wish for suicide, as you all know that when penis enlargens with blood.. Lets just say that if you have 10 - 12 inch penis you can easily pass out when you get erection.. As many people clap their hands during the day without noticing it

**penistar rolled a random image posted in comment #125 at need to think more **

Don't do black magic kids

This joke so old... yet gold.

i laugh at this dam you OP

black magic, save your lifes

Oh lawdy, just wait until space dick smashes the moon.

Black magic... MFW

yfw he whipped out his cock