Application to Date His Daughter. Needless, to say, I ended up running out of there.. APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER NOTE: THIS APPLICATION WILL
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Application to Date His Daughter

Needless, to say, I ended up running out of there.

APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION
TO DATE MY DAUGHTER
NOTE: THIS APPLICATION WILL BE INCOMPLETE AND REJECTED UNLESS ACCOMPANIED BY A COMPLETE FINANCIAL STATEMENT, WORK HISTORY, LINEAGE, AND
CURRENT MEDICAL REPORT FROM YOUR DOCTOR.
L NAME Bad
DATE OF ,
3. SOCIAL SECURED" I'# Elia DRIVERS
4. BOY SCOUT ,
ti. DO YOU HAVE CINE MALE AND CINE FEMALE PARENT? tes
IF NO, PLEASE EXPLAIN
It NUMBER OF YEARS PARENTS MARRIED? I ,
TRUCK WITH W E RESEED TIRE S?_ REE D? j mfl j
no YOU HAVE AN EARRING? Ses NOSE RING? BUIRON RING
9. IN so WORDS OR LESS, WHAT DOES DONT MY DAUGHTER MEAN TD TDU? &
10. m so WORDS on LESS, WHAT DOES LATE MEAN TD YOU? , manta: ttwtt Lam, ()
ll. IN so WORDS OR LESS, WHAT DOES ABSTINENCE MEAN TD YOU? %
12. CHURCH YOU Amen??
13. WHEN WOULD BE THE BEST TIME TO INTERVIEW YOUR FATHER? puer MOTHER? SEE: ? HE: a ,
14. ANSWER BY FILLING IN THE BLANK. PLEASE ANSWER FREELY, ALL ANSWERS ARE CONFIDENTIAL (THAT MEANS I WON' T TELL ANYONE)
A. IF I WERE SHOT, THE LAST PLACE ON MY BODY I WOULD WANT WOUNDED IS THE
B. IF I WERE BEATEN, THE LAST PLACE f WOULD WANT BROKEN IS MY , (
D. THE ONE THING I HOPE THIS APPLICATION DOESN' T ASK IS . "
E. WHEN I FIRST MEITA GIRL, THE THING I NOTICE FIRST IS HER -
NOTE: IF THE ANSWERS STARTS WITH A T OR AN 'A', DISCONTINUE APPLICATION AND LEAVE PREMISES; KEEPING LOW AND RUNNING m A SERPENTINE
FASHION IS ADVISED.)
IS. WHAT DO YOU WANT TD BE IF YOU GROW UP?
f SWEAR THAT ALL OF THE INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECTOR THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH,
DISMEMBERMENT, TORTURE, , ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, RED HOT POKERS, AND HILARY CLINTON KISS TORTURE.
SIGNATURE (THAT MEANS YOU SIGN YOUR NAME)
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Submitted: 05/09/2010
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#6 - Hightower (05/10/2010) [-]
Win. Pure and simple.
#7 - animolfart **User deleted account** (05/10/2010) [+] (1 reply)
you suck, thumbs down
+1
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User avatar #5 - tedybeareyesforu (05/10/2010) [-]
lol so effing awesome, this shall go in the fj hall fo fame and archives.
User avatar #2 - Crimsonfox ONLINE (05/09/2010) [-]
EPIC WIN!!
+1
#1 - whynosymbols **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#13 - AuroraPanther **User deleted account** (06/08/2010) [-]
Why the hell would you waste your time with this form? If she's the right age you should just be able to snatch and run
User avatar #12 - tedybeareyesforu (05/11/2010) [-]
dude this is epic like ( wife 1.0 )
User avatar #11 - JesusOnVacation (05/10/2010) [-]
Sooooooo fuuunny
User avatar #10 - Mustanglover (05/10/2010) [-]
A medal give this guy one.
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