Scumbag Dumbledore

they grow up so fast

Now this is a story all about why
I ended up living in Privet Drive.
I'd like to take a minute just please don't thwart
I'll tell you how I became a wizard at a school called Hogwarts.
In Godric's Hollow, born and raised
On my magic broom where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, livin' with ease
And all trying to catch me some Z's
When a Dark Wizard who was up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood.
Dad got in one little fight and my Mom got scared
And said, "Kill me instead!" Because she cared.
Fast-forward 10 years when I got a letter
Address said "Harry" life might just get better.
My Uncle said "NOPE" this ain't none of your biz.
Hagrid thought, naw, Yo Harry you're a wiz!
I pulled up to the school about 7 or 8
And I yelled to Hagrid "Yo homes, your cabin later!"
Looked at my kingdom I finally arrived
To sit on my broom as the Boy Who Lived.

Scumbag Dumbledore

Imagine if Dumbledore had just raised Harry.... i mean come on!

lol hagrid

I gave up siding with Dumbledore after reading Goblet of Fire.
"Last year, Voldemort's most loyal servant returned to him, and we think he might be after you, Harry!"
"Okay then, I'll just relax this year, maybe study a bit more for-"
"Wait, your name has emerged as a contender of the Triwizard Tournament!"
"What? But I didn't-"
"SHUT UP AND FIGHT THIS DRAGON!"

I love how everyone is explaining what really happened when that's the joke.

He's a motherfucking Dumbledore, he can do whatever he fucking wants.

Scumbledore

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of
DANCE-KABAN!

well dumbledore did say in the book that he had passed a dozen parties at least and was planning to go to one with minerva after he left harry xD