Damnit Jesus!

Godammit.

Just for kicks, damn I'm bored.

**Compootor rolls 88** Here, brah, take mine.

Dude.... your name

H- Hory shet O.o

Congrats

i am sure he is saying "rape"

great now thats all i can see when i see that

**pbeldin rolls 91** ill try

I ...I can't live with myself goodbye world

Do you not realize that you got the same as TehBlackfire? That's pretty fuckin epic if you ask me

Oh god yes I was mentioned.

yes I did wonder how often that happens?

Sorry, was that sarcasm? I really have no way of telling and on the internet I'm always extremely paranoid of being wrong/shunned...

not at all was curious about the possibility of that happening

Oh, okay. The odds of you getting the same number as him are 1/100 chance. Unless you want to find the odds of you both getting 91 exactly, which is a 1/10,000 chance.

**fuckthatbro rolls 51** dubs?

Possibly the best edit thus far

Speaking of lag, last week there was a heated debate over morality and religion in one of my uni class. Everyone was involved. One of my classmate was talking about how we need religion or people can't differentiate good and evil blah blah blah and then I replied.... if Jesus is so great how come it took him 3 days to respawn?

<<< mfw

while im sure that garnered a laugh it did not really advance you postion did it

A better question ; if Jesus s so great, how come he's dead?

he went all the way to heaven to get a chocolate bunny.
i wouldn't tell or share either.

I did math for your role, be happy.

A priest on funnyjunk...

this changes everything..

HIDE THE PORN!

i am sorry to inform you that i am not a priest...this was all an ingenious ploy to gain thumbs..i am catholic though

So you've had a priest in you? Same thing really. (also Catholic, so calm thy tits.)

wat. are u still in the seminary orrrrr are u a legit priest......

You called?

came came.