Facebook fail. . So my phone was 'stolen' last night. So I decided to ring t ringring 'hello? I dont know who you are. I dont know what you want. If youre looki
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So my phone was 'stolen' last night. So I decided to ring t
ringring* 'hello?
I dont know who you are. I dont know what you want. If youre
looking fer ransom, lean tell you Iden' t have money. But what I do
have, are a very particular set of skils. SHE! have aquired over a
very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare fer people hire
you. If you return my phone, that' ll be the end of t IN not heir
fer you, IN not persue you. But ryou dont, I I'll trek fer you. I
N find you. And IN killyou.'
sparse' This is the bartender from (. You must have left it
here last night, hen. Pick it up whenever you want.'
oh, right. thanks.‘
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#2 - joemand (09/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**joemand rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at BITCH! ** the bartender's face...
#29 - hankpym (09/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #28 - milkandboners (09/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
There is going to be a Taken 2. Holy **** .
#30 to #28 - adzilla (09/24/2012) [-]
here take this
#46 - andyshandy (09/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#102 - blademontane (09/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#34 - zzzbrabbitzzz (09/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I hate when they take good movies like Taken and try making a sequel out of it that, let's be honest, will be no where near as good as the the first one
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#12 - thetrolloftoronto (09/23/2012) [+] (5 replies)
where is that quote from i know i've heard it before
#13 to #12 - emazegenociide (09/23/2012) [-]
The movie "Taken"
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#104 - cpthaze **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#77 - urfunnyman (09/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#51 - hobofreddy (09/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"Ring Ring. 'Hello?'"
User avatar #98 - Dinosaw (09/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
O'Malley's in Mooloolaba?
#101 to #98 - FightClub (09/24/2012) [-]
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no, o'malley's in moomoomilk
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#78 - quentintin (09/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#9 - funnyjunkyeahyeah (09/23/2012) [-]
"Hun" for extra embarrassment.
#82 - lawlzeeful (09/24/2012) [-]
I'm just going to leave this sketchy here because I don't even know what I'm doing.
#49 - Wumbologist ONLINE (09/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Oh god this reminds me...   
   
>about to get in my car   
>get a call from an unknown number from some random town in Connecticut   
>						****					 these 						*************					 telemarketers   
>answer the phone   
>"WHERE'S HARVEY?!?!?" in my best Christian Bale/Batman voice   
>silence   
>"Hello?...This is Christine, I was wondering if you could cover my shift on Saturday?...Do I have the right number?"   
>most awkward conversation ever ensues   
>mfw I just blew my chances with hot new redhead coworker   
>my brother 						*******					 dies laughing   
>get 						****					 for it for eternity
Oh god this reminds me...

>about to get in my car
>get a call from an unknown number from some random town in Connecticut
> **** these ************* telemarketers
>answer the phone
>"WHERE'S HARVEY?!?!?" in my best Christian Bale/Batman voice
>silence
>"Hello?...This is Christine, I was wondering if you could cover my shift on Saturday?...Do I have the right number?"
>most awkward conversation ever ensues
>mfw I just blew my chances with hot new redhead coworker
>my brother ******* dies laughing
>get **** for it for eternity
#42 - ragingbrony ONLINE (09/24/2012) [-]
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Imagine hearing this after.
#91 - 4chan refugee (09/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Nice going there Cole Phelps.


No sarcasm there, awesome rant.
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