Dig a cave complex
Arrange for thousands of hobos to move to it
Never let them forget you, sneak spies in to tell of your glory
Come back to them after a long time, be heralded as a god
Encourage them to do the first letter of the first five lines
*Preparing for red thumbs and butthurt* I really hate those hot dogs. They're like 20% meat. If you're gunna have hot dogs, eat proper ******* sausages.
But still, coffee's good.
Hot dogs have the same amount of meat as sausages. They are simply more processed, as both usually contain bits of muscle meat, organ meat, and scraps.
Fair enough, but I'm a fan of both hot dogs and sausages so asking which one I like better is like asking me which is better: whole bacon, or bacon bits? It all depends on the situation.
>living in a small apartment, no stove only *************** electric stove top
>want some ************* BOILED EGGS
>cbf waiting 20 mins for the stove top to heat up
>get out electric kettle
>place eggs in
>boil once
> ************* BOILED EGG SAMMICH