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Lamebook
Uploaded by: metallicsnake
Ha
2 years ago, I gave a to a random kid younger
than me. As I held up my hand for him to return the high-
five, he looked at me and said, "What the hell is wrong with
you, fag?" Then walked away. He left me there hanging. I
felt awful and knew something had to be done.
t didn' t see him for 2 years, until today. t observed him and
knew exactly what I had to do. 2 years. 2 years of waiting
and fate was now ready to let me have my revenge. I
approached him and told him I liked his sandals, he said
thanks in a way that sounded like he was pleased with
himself and very happy. I then looked him dead in the eyes
and said to him, plust kidding, t don' t like them at all". Then
Ijust walked away. I never got to see his reaction but I
know that he feels just as sad and hurt as t did 2 years ago.
In that moment I felt like I accomplished something
phenomenal. like I could do anything and everything, Next
time don' t leave me hanging.
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than me. As I held up my hand for him to return the high-
five, he looked at me and said, "What the hell is wrong with
you, fag?" Then walked away. He left me there hanging. I
felt awful and knew something had to be done.
t didn' t see him for 2 years, until today. t observed him and
knew exactly what I had to do. 2 years. 2 years of waiting
and fate was now ready to let me have my revenge. I
approached him and told him I liked his sandals, he said
thanks in a way that sounded like he was pleased with
himself and very happy. I then looked him dead in the eyes
and said to him, plust kidding, t don' t like them at all". Then
Ijust walked away. I never got to see his reaction but I
know that he feels just as sad and hurt as t did 2 years ago.
In that moment I felt like I accomplished something
phenomenal. like I could do anything and everything, Next
time don' t leave me hanging.
Like . Comment
and as others like this.
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#87
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slothboner (09/23/2012) [+]
(8 replies)
**slothboner rolled a random image posted in comment #95 at Oh, iPhone 5 ** mfw left hanging
#1
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kanatana (09/23/2012) [-]
**kanatana rolled a random image posted in comment #367373 at Item Discussion ** HFW
...and it turns out that they sandals his sister gave him before she committed suicide.
First thing I thought of;
Stewie: Now tell him you've always thought he was handsome.
Brian: I've always thought you were handsome.
Joe: Well, I gotta tell you Brian, I'm relieved to hear you say that. Please call me if you see any sign of Stewie.
Stewie: Tell him "ha ha ha ha ha ha, just kidding about the handsome thing.
Brian: Oh come on.
Stewie: Do it!
Brian: Come on, that meant a lot to him.
(Stewie cocks the gun)
Brian: (to Joe) Ha ha ha ha ha ha, just kidding about the handsome thing.
Joe: Ah, well that's, uh disappointing. I needed that boost today.
Stewie: Now tell him you've always thought he was handsome.
Brian: I've always thought you were handsome.
Joe: Well, I gotta tell you Brian, I'm relieved to hear you say that. Please call me if you see any sign of Stewie.
Stewie: Tell him "ha ha ha ha ha ha, just kidding about the handsome thing.
Brian: Oh come on.
Stewie: Do it!
Brian: Come on, that meant a lot to him.
(Stewie cocks the gun)
Brian: (to Joe) Ha ha ha ha ha ha, just kidding about the handsome thing.
Joe: Ah, well that's, uh disappointing. I needed that boost today.
#197
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Userjames (09/24/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
>Be 12
>Gave high-fives to strangers
>Labeled best high-fiver by friends
>Give older brother a high five in the morning
>He looks at me and say's, "What the hell is wrong with you, fag?"
>All day feel like shit
>Feelsbadman.jpeg
>Stranger approaches with hand up
>Time to show him what i got
>Remember brothers words and feel like shit again
>Tell stranger, "What the hell is wrong with you, fag?"
>Walk away and soon after feel like more shit
>Two years pass and the memory of a missed high five haunts me
>Got a pair of new sandals which have made me a little more happy
>See a familiar face in the distance
>Same stranger from two years ago
>He is approaching me
>Still feel bad from the past
>He then compliments on my sandals
>Fuck yea
>Try to respond with epic high five
>But by the time my hands exit my pockets he disses my sandals
>Then he walked out the door
>Got on the floor
>Everybody do the dinosaur
>Gave high-fives to strangers
>Labeled best high-fiver by friends
>Give older brother a high five in the morning
>He looks at me and say's, "What the hell is wrong with you, fag?"
>All day feel like shit
>Feelsbadman.jpeg
>Stranger approaches with hand up
>Time to show him what i got
>Remember brothers words and feel like shit again
>Tell stranger, "What the hell is wrong with you, fag?"
>Walk away and soon after feel like more shit
>Two years pass and the memory of a missed high five haunts me
>Got a pair of new sandals which have made me a little more happy
>See a familiar face in the distance
>Same stranger from two years ago
>He is approaching me
>Still feel bad from the past
>He then compliments on my sandals
>Fuck yea
>Try to respond with epic high five
>But by the time my hands exit my pockets he disses my sandals
>Then he walked out the door
>Got on the floor
>Everybody do the dinosaur
#117
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creosote (09/23/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
**creosote rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at PIKASAW! ** MFW someone leaves me hanging...
I never understood random high fives. They should be reserved for celebratory occasions or accomplishments.