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#440 - moustachefingers (09/24/2012) [-]
Shark rays are awesome. They can see in 10x the spectral range of humans, meaning infra red --> ultra violent because they have 8 different cells in their eyes, whereas humans only have 4.

Also, they have the ammpulae lorenzinni that other cartilaginous fish have, allowing them to hunt by sensing the electricity in the bodies of their prey.

Can you do those things? Didn't think so fucker.
User avatar #445 to #440 - hydraetis (09/24/2012) [-]
more proof that humanity is really one of, if not the most average and inferior of all earth's species. can't fly, on average can't lift even our own body weight, can't run at any impressive speed or over a high distance (minus kenyans and apparently now jamaicans), etc.
#453 to #445 - anonymous (09/24/2012) [-]
well the human body was made to out last any running animal
#511 to #453 - moustachefingers (09/25/2012) [-]
According to the great scientists at Loony Tunes, human beings posses the ability to outrun any other animal. However, they must be really, really scared.
#459 to #453 - erikwarmblood (09/24/2012) [-]
any running animal? right. sure. think before you say something so stupid. and to hydraetis this gif is for you to use next time something like this happens. keep up the good work
any running animal? right. sure. think before you say something so stupid. and to hydraetis this gif is for you to use next time something like this happens. keep up the good work
#460 to #459 - hydraetis (09/24/2012) [-]
Why thank you. though I probably should have used this
Why thank you. though I probably should have used this
#462 to #460 - erikwarmblood (09/24/2012) [-]
not a bad one, this one would have worked too. oddly its edd ed and eddy again
User avatar #455 to #453 - hydraetis (09/24/2012) [-]
Europe = horses, wolves, and the like - faster and can last longer than humans
NA = bears can easily run down a person
Africa = without the use of weapons almost everything would fuck humans in every category
Asia = elephants, tigers, leopards, you name it.
South America = jaguars
etc.

About being able to out last any running animal, not really. And we are actually not built for endurance. we're built for bursting (sprinting), which is why in the good ol' days humans would hide and wait for the prey then ambush instead of trying to leeroy jenkins it. Otherwise we would have died of starvation looong ago.
#490 to #455 - anonymous (09/24/2012) [-]
Australia=Them Fucking Drop BEARS!!!
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