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2 Be 18
2 Live my parent' s cattle farm out in the . middle unfrocking nowhere (seriously had to drive 30 minutes to get to a wallmart)
2 Be homeschooled spend most of mytine taking care of parents knws
2 Had nne nowthat I really liked. his name was Jim. he wasn' t supposed to survive as a calf when he pulled through he became like a family pet
2 Hated every goddamn nnw the farm except Jim because he was cool as ****
2 Anyway because of my isolating develop a case of extreme social
2 No idea howto talkie girls
2 One day I see this girl at a local restaurant
2 she' s cute as hell and I want to mitts her. idea how
2 to my shock she names up and talks to me
2 Says her name is Cindy and that she knows my family
2 We start talking. she seems really into me
2 End up going backto my parents farm
2 We go to my bedroom Ithink Fm finally going to Ense my virginity
2 Last thing I remember is turning around and taking off my shirt. I wake up the a huge lump my head
2 Cindy is gane. is my nnw Jim
2 MFW Cindy was a cattle rustler
2 bitch rustled my Jimmy
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#2 - Wobey (09/23/2012) [-]
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#1 - thecolorman (09/23/2012) [-]
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#4 - stanleylu (09/25/2013) [-]
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#3 - pepemex ONLINE (09/24/2012) [-]
Waht a rustle
#5 - anonymous (07/15/2014) [-]
storyteller fkd up. ruined a potentially sensible chuckle.

needs more than one cow named jim. like jimbo and jimbob. plus it adds more depth.

then it would be accurate meme reference as jimmies plural.
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