Worst Pickup Line Ever.. True story. OC.. Thinking about first time my Thinga getting pretty steamy." boyfriend and T had eex. Hey, baby. TE T were an enzyme I'
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Worst Pickup Line Ever.

True story.
OC.

Thinking about first time my *Thinga getting pretty steamy."
boyfriend and T
had eex.*
Hey, baby. TE T were an enzyme
I' d be DNA Helicase so T
eould unzip your
Ch, yeah. T have some jeans
you eould unzip."
T can' t believe that pickup
line worked on me.
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Submitted: 09/23/2012
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#10 - nyanturtwig (09/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #19 - fajivity (09/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
If you're already ******* , it's not really a pickup line, is it?
#49 - simplescience (09/23/2012) [-]
When we get back to my place, we're going to be like particles in the Hadron Collider.

Because I'm gonna be slamming into you all night.
#129 - xgeneration (09/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**xgeneration rolled a random comment #803805 posted by doritomonster at MLP Friendly Board ** :
Ohh yeah, I love a naughty child.
Leaving behind their innocence for sodomy and pleasure.


Ohhh~

My pickups since everybody else is doing it.
#63 - DoggyBouncer (09/23/2012) [-]
If it worked then it wasn't the worst pickup line now was it?
#91 - tmlfana (09/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**tmlfana rolled a random comment #1280169 posted by royalwerewolf at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** :
 This pickup line works everytime
**tmlfana rolled a random comment #1280169 posted by royalwerewolf at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** :
This pickup line works everytime
#3 - Kirbyman (09/23/2012) [-]
Doesn't matter had sex
Doesn't matter had sex
User avatar #178 - funkayjunkay (09/24/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**funkayjunkay rolled a random comment #1887 posted by wolfenbanes at The Wolf's Den ** :
*Gold pulls out another few inches, then rotates his hips slowly, cock turning about inside her.*
A-And I want you Silver~

*He pants, legs taut.*
I-I want to just **** you like there's no tomorrow!~
my pick up line.
User avatar #144 - letmetellyouastory (09/24/2012) [-]
**letmetellyouastory rolled a random comment #803316 posted by lyraheartstrings at MLP Friendly Board ** :
What the **** did you just ******* say about me you little bitch?
I'm giving in to peer pressure. My pickup line.
#113 - cshp (09/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
MFW I understood that
#117 to #113 - 4chan refugee (09/23/2012) [-]
Congrats, you understand freshman biology.
#189 - privatepoosky (09/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
This joke doesn't work here OP. Everyone here is 14.
This joke doesn't work here OP. Everyone here is 14.
#179 - KobraKidd (09/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**KobraKidd rolled a random comment #790834 posted by lordpsa at MLP Friendly Board ** :I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL 
   
   
   
my pickup line...
**KobraKidd rolled a random comment #790834 posted by lordpsa at MLP Friendly Board ** :
I'M NOT GOING BACK TO JAIL



my pickup line...
#101 - supername (09/23/2012) [-]
**supername rolled a random comment #783804 posted by iamdusk at MLP Friendly Board ** :
FLYING CHAMPS CAN'T FLY ACROSS JARVAN'S CATACLYSM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

My pick up line
#69 - guychre (09/23/2012) [-]
yea OC right....
User avatar #172 - dvmaster (09/24/2012) [-]
**dvmaster rolled a random comment #166 posted by Kekuchi at only sport im in to ** :
.....I LAUGHED SO ******* HARD AT THIS, WTF


My pickup line
#41 - 4chan refugee (09/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**anonymous rolled a random comment #1277027 posted by turntablethepony at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** :
There are two times everyone should leave me alone.

When I'm masturbating and when I'm not.
my pick up line
#162 - mytrakytra (09/24/2012) [-]
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Lemme remember the first time I had sex....






Oh wait.
User avatar #39 - ningazz (09/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**ningazz rolled a random comment #31 posted by haveagoodone at Title ** :
when?
My pickup line.
#55 - momho (09/23/2012) [-]
Bitches love them smart boys!
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