I lol'd so HARD. READ IT YOU BASTARD. File: (46 KB, 500x745, ) bl was Elam sthis Just Happened Alright i am heme by myself, just around. and i walk inte the kit
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I lol'd so HARD

READ IT YOU BASTARD

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bl was Elam
sthis Just Happened
Alright i am heme by myself, just ******* around. and i walk inte the kitchen ta make coffee. There is a series cf glass panels and a sliding glass
deer that lead ante a , This is where my dag stays. I name my Deg is Asleep. I as quietly as passible awn the deer and ninja my way
ta standing aver the sleeping dag. I wake up my dag by making grudge names. It wakes up scared as **** but like freezes and just stares at me. i
stare back. Stand there far like a med ED minutes just stink eyeing my dag. The i suddenely as quickly as passible make rem movements ta
make my self appear unnatural ta this dag then i w back ta standing still. Deg begins shaking in what i assume is fear. Starts ta back away slowly
just leaking at me. After it gets abaut 15 feet away I raise my arms fast as ***** ; screech like an eagle and begin ta sprint towards my dag. I
expected it adjust run around but it ******* like went inte turtle made relied an its back and went stiff with legs up in the air and began ta **** / piss
******* everywhere. Now my dag will net m anything except sit in the camer cf the let that is furthest frem the deck. is my dag permanently braken'?
what def’
I laughed hard at the imagery this that I' m pretty sure I ruptured samething.
alto wouldl lei again.
Gaing ta have yam put dawn though. ifs ****** .
that face
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Submitted: 09/22/2012
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#25 - philss ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
Have you tried turning it off and back on again?
#57 - Visual (09/23/2012) [-]
OH NO!



DID OP TRY SETTING THE DOG TO WUMBO??
#10 - waffies (09/23/2012) [-]
i would feel like such a dick and such a champion at the same time.
i would feel like such a dick and such a champion at the same time.
#58 - jetmb (09/23/2012) [-]
Have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in?
#45 - ainise (09/23/2012) [-]
22 thoughtful acts of kindness to random people all over the city
Scares dog so bad it won't move.

dafuq fj, dafuq.
#15 - ballerfifteen (09/23/2012) [-]
< the dog
< the dog
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#39 - maddboiy ONLINE (09/23/2012) [-]
anyone got the face? (the hugh laurie one?)
anyone got the face? (the hugh laurie one?)
#24 - souleatingbunnies (09/23/2012) [-]
Set it back to it''s factory settings
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User avatar #43 - dqtest (09/23/2012) [-]
Did you try turning it off then back on?
#49 - cocacolavspepsi (09/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Laughed so hard he almost ruptured something, only 9/10
User avatar #59 to #49 - celend (09/23/2012) [-]
10/10 is if you laugh so hard that you DO rupture something
#18 - johnshepherd (09/23/2012) [-]
And this, my friends, is how people make dogs that are scared and bite strangers!
#16 - MidgetFever (09/23/2012) [-]
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#32 - murderouswaffle (09/23/2012) [-]
&quot;Is my dog permanently broken?&quot;
"Is my dog permanently broken?"
#27 - OmgItzGee (09/23/2012) [-]
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