Amazing Wing Man. Barney would be proud.. 3 hours ago via It ttrome. ,, as So I' m sitting in an airport restaurant waiting for my flight back to Charlottesvill
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Amazing Wing Man

Barney would be proud.

3 hours ago via It
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So I' m sitting in an airport restaurant waiting for my flight
back to Charlottesville when an interesting scene unfolds in
front of me., A pretty girl is sitting by herself when a foreign
guy comes up and introduces himself. Apparently he' s from
Uruguay and this is his first time In the US. After
exchanging names he starts trying to enact that Barney
sickpup technique from How I Met Your Mother where he
pretends like he' s someone famous from a foreign country
and can' t believe she doesn' t know him. The girl is clearly
not biting and the guy is starting to flounder. I feel bad for
him so I walk up and Interrupt the conversation acting all
star struck and asking for his autograph. He seems pretty
surprised and then sheepishly signs my napkin. At this
point the girl is noticeably more Interested. I walk away
pretending to call a friend to brag about the autograph.
Last I checked he was surrounded by 3 girls. Welcome to
America, my friend.
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#10 - redclover (09/22/2012) [+] (5 replies)
HFW dude turns out to be a serial killer that lures women to his hotel room and then brutally murders them.
User avatar #31 - Muppetz (09/22/2012) [+] (37 replies)
This one time me and my went out to a bar because I am in the Marine Corps and do not got to see my friends very often. Se we decided to go out and have a good time while we could.

I hate to sound like a dick, but he doesn't get laid very often. He's kind of an introvert so this was a big deal for him.

So he finally drinks up the courage to talk to this smoking hot chick and her friend. He goes over and clearly flounders for a bit, making awkward conversation.

I just had my Dress Blues pressed so they happen to be in my truck, so I went out into the parking lot and changed really fast. Badges and Ribbons and everything, looking all official.

I go up to him with my cell phone. and I'm like "Sir? Admiral Hatcher is on the phone for you, Sir."

This chick's eyes shoot open to the size of dinner plates as she thinks oh **** this guy is a big deal. He immediately catches on. He goes, "Is it important?"

Im like "I'm afraid so, Sir."

The chick is kinda freaking out at this point. Her friend is just sitting there slack jawed. He pretends to talk on the phone about aborting a missile strike because the civilian casualties would be too high.

He tosses me the phone and tells me I can go.
I salute and leave. Grinning like a wolf as I change back into civvies.

He gets the girls number and the number of her friend.
We continue bar hopping laughing our asses off.

#22 - derpyhuman (09/22/2012) [+] (5 replies)
#39 - mcfluffykins **User deleted account** (09/22/2012) [+] (7 replies)
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User avatar #17 - rokkarokkaali (09/22/2012) [-]
When I read Uruguay I immediately had a heart attack. Never in the seven seas or my years of internet have I read Uruguay anywhere other than a geographical conversation.
#35 - theproxy (09/22/2012) [-]
Then he drugged the girl and sold her to asian gangsters.   
lol idk
Then he drugged the girl and sold her to asian gangsters.
lol idk
User avatar #9 - nadastress (09/22/2012) [-]
Wingman of the year!
#262 - jigglebilly (09/23/2012) [-]
My cousin, let us go see some of those big american titties!
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#15 - lefish (09/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #50 - exarzero (09/22/2012) [+] (13 replies)
And then he turns out being an Albanian sex slaver targeting young white girls.

I kid... actually, you did a pretty nice thing there OP. Quite the bro move. :)
#104 - spidahridah (09/22/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Typical sluts to suddenly get all kinds of interest once its a famous person.
Typical sluts to suddenly get all kinds of interest once its a famous person.
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#20 - marking (09/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#14 - AMATORY (09/22/2012) [-]
Good Guy OP - never thought I'd be writing those phrases in the same sentence.
Good Guy OP - never thought I'd be writing those phrases in the same sentence.
#93 - baditch (09/22/2012) [-]
Then he kidnapped all three girls and sold them to the sex trade and Liam Neeson had to kill dozens of people to get them back. Way to go "wingman".
Then he kidnapped all three girls and sold them to the sex trade and Liam Neeson had to kill dozens of people to get them back. Way to go "wingman".
#112 - sidathon (09/22/2012) [-]
A hero among us, an American we can say is not an Americunt.
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