The SuburbanTurban FJ Lottery. I will personally send the winner the password. USERS MAY ROLL AS MANY TIMES AS THEY'D LIKE. Let the games begin. Ladies and Gent
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The SuburbanTurban FJ Lottery

I will personally send the winner the password.
USERS MAY ROLL AS MANY TIMES AS THEY'D LIKE.
Let the games begin

Ladies and Gents of IT... I present to you...
ITS FIRST EVER
F LOTTERY
WINNER RECEIVES
SUBURBAN TURBAN 'S OLD ACCOUNT
spank
Last status update:
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Gender male
Age 20
Date swans: up
Laye[ 9/ 21/ 2012
mm. Location Nosed;
Funny unk career Stats
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Content Thumbs 450584’ tot
Connell Level Progress '-
Commeny my Progress Level 132 C
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Content mews was
Total Commenly Made as
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196 Subscribers
y Level 249 Content y Level 132 Comments
y 50, lil Points
The Rules are Simple:
1) Thumb this to Top Page
2) Roll 7. Whoever rolls closest to 8675309 wins the
account
3) Good luck lip.
Your Friend,
Turban
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Submitted: 09/21/2012
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#374 - have (09/22/2012) [+] (6 replies)
> Thumb this shit to frontpage   
> Roll number   
> Receive pointless account   
   
Are people seriously going to thumb this shit to frontpage? This is potentially the biggest attempt at thumb whoring, and for what? A useless account on a website that doesn't provide any benefit besides a false sense of entitlement? I could of sworn for the longest time that the people on FJ complained about shitty content getting to the frontpage, and how they wanted funny, OC. This is no exception, my god we are all a bunch of hypocrites...
> Thumb this shit to frontpage
> Roll number
> Receive pointless account

Are people seriously going to thumb this shit to frontpage? This is potentially the biggest attempt at thumb whoring, and for what? A useless account on a website that doesn't provide any benefit besides a false sense of entitlement? I could of sworn for the longest time that the people on FJ complained about shitty content getting to the frontpage, and how they wanted funny, OC. This is no exception, my god we are all a bunch of hypocrites...
#1400 - neverbeing (09/22/2012) [-]
This is not funny. you are a thumbwhore. gtfo.
#2286 - wafflepan (09/22/2012) [-]
Biggest thumb whore ever
Biggest thumb whore ever
User avatar #1272 - ewowo (09/22/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**ewowo rolls 8,670,430**
#2035 - ahjesusfukdme (09/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**ahjesusfukdme rolls 1**
User avatar #1806 - DahColeTrain (09/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
You again? Are you here to whip up another shitstorm in your "quest to overtake FunnyJunk"?
User avatar #1184 - mcpixel ONLINE (09/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Pretty sure suburbanturban is a troll that trolled us long ago into banning imagnet
User avatar #2 - captchaftwblaa (09/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**captchaftwblaa rolls 8,603,702**
#3176 - lucidria (09/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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I win.
User avatar #2227 - instalation (09/22/2012) [-]
Why are there two "b's" in your name?
User avatar #1358 - bopross (09/22/2012) [-]
Thumb down for you thumb whore
#1199 - anonymoose ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
Implying that's a good account.
User avatar #3960 - diddymonster (09/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**diddymonster rolls 2,711,321** you never know
User avatar #3961 to #3960 - diddymonster (09/23/2012) [-]
**diddymonster rolled the number necessary to win**
+2
#3764 - happyyellow **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #3478 - mikaelkid (09/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**mikaelkid rolls 8,716,470**

Don't fall for the thumbs, doubt he'll give password, hope i win to find out
User avatar #3243 - lightarcanine (09/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**lightarcanine rolls 8,675,580**
Why the fuck not?
User avatar #2451 - spoolspoot (09/22/2012) [-]
**spoolspoot rolls 9,460,385**
User avatar #2437 - Kyue (09/22/2012) [-]
Has nobody thought that maybe he's just thumbwhoring?
User avatar #2092 - ribar (09/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
are we forgetting that suburban turban is a troll?
+2
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