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#244 - theonlynonnerd (09/22/2012) [-]
yall pathetic people on here should be ashamed of yourselves. everyone is a bitch.
your pussy your soft. u never talk to girls. or put in that work. ur a faggot ass bitch who sits on the computer and has no social life. and wonder why you always get friendzoned. u never put in any work in the streets. bust any guns. and i know yall dont get pussy. and yall think u can **** with me. let me tell u something. about the weather in the summertime Anything goes when it's warm Dudes done even shot up my grandmama door If the dude want beef with me, tell him whatever When I kill him, tell his kids that they ****** pop should've known better I don't play games, I ain't Nick Cannon When I wild out dudes gettin headshots from the cannon Can't roll with me and be no bitch ***** I eat you food like I'm blood and you crip ***** Can't be around GMG and be a rat It's like being the only blood in a crip house screamin out brrrrat This for them dudes in the can behind the bars When they listen to my music, they close they eyes and think they in the car They think about that money they was gettin Them hoes they was hittin (oww), the bricks they was flippin, they was chillin Man, nothin don't last forever, first time I shot at a cop I had a Beretta It's a 100 degrees and my AC broke First ***** look at me wrong gon get smokedMy attitude is **** whoever, he gon get clapped My grandmom's like, boy I raised you better than that I'm like grandma -"it's hot", I ain't with the ******** I'm ready to pop, my Mac got a full clip I'm the kid that **** up the dice gameIf I lose my money ****** gon lose they life mane and thats my and my life. so dont u ever **** with me.


....bitch
#302 to #244 - bluebutton (09/22/2012) [-]
You bitch, ***** , and pussy so much that you're starting to Riley Freeman.
2/10 For making chuckle.
#294 to #244 - nocandy (09/22/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my squad in the Ultramarines 10th company, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Eldar craftworlds, and I have over 300,000 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire Ultramarines chapter. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this galaxy, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the warp transmissions array? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Ultima Segmentum, and your warp signature is being traced right now so you better prepare for the warp storm, heretic. The warp storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, heretic. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Ultramarines Chapter and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the galaxy, you little prick. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** the light of the Emperor all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, heretic.
#313 to #294 - tritonsbane (09/22/2012) [-]
That was amazing.
#295 to #294 - theonlynonnerd (09/22/2012) [-]
ur a ****** clown bro
#297 to #295 - nocandy (09/22/2012) [-]
I know.
User avatar #289 to #244 - ronyx (09/22/2012) [-]
******* ****** DO YOU EVEN LIFT?
#286 to #244 - augustusxxiv (09/22/2012) [-]
This isn't even a good troll. 1/10
This isn't even a good troll. 1/10
#277 to #244 - mathalomule (09/22/2012) [-]
yall pathetic cousins on here should be ashamed of your cousins! everyone is a cousin.
your pussy your soft. u never talk to cousins. or put in that work. ur a faggot ass cousin who sits on the computer and has no social life. and wonder why you always get cousinzoned. u never put in any work in the streets. bust any guns. and i know yall dont get cousin pussy. and yall cousins think u can **** with me. let me tell u something. about the weather in the summertime Anything goes when it's warm cousins done even shot up my cousins door If the dude want beef with me, tell cousin whatever When I kill cousin, tell his kids that they ****** pop should've known better I don't play games, I ain't Nick Cannons cousin When I wild out dudes gettin headshots from the cannon Can't roll with me and be no bitch ***** I eat you food like I'm blood and you crip ***** cousin Can't be around GMG and be a rat It's like being the only blood in a crip house screamin out COUSIN! This for them cousins in the can behind the bars When they listen to my music, they close they eyes and think they in the car They think about that money they was gettin Them hoes they was hittin (oww), the bricks they was flippin, they was chillin cousin, nothin don't last forever, first time I shot at a cousin I had a Beretta It's a 100 degrees and my AC broke First cousin look at me wrong gon get smokedMy attitude is **** cousins, he gon get clapped My cousin like, boy I raised you better than that I'm like cousin -"it's hot", I ain't with the ******** I'm ready to pop, my cousins got a full clip I'm the cousin that **** up the dice gameIf I lose my money cousins gon lose they life mane and thats my and my life. so dont u ever **** with me.


....COUSIN!
User avatar #274 to #244 - eyelaughdahame (09/22/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#279 to #274 - theonlynonnerd (09/22/2012) [-]
shut up, pussy. your the worst kind of faggot ive seen. is that suppose to scare me. im a real ***** and your a bitch. you cant **** with me. i will blow your ******* head the **** off with a mossberg 500 bitch. i will put ur brains on the street bitch dont play games with me. you dont ******* no me y. i will prolly never meet u. but im going to say. by the way you talk u are probrably the most bitch ass honky i will ever meet. i will ****** kill u bitch.
User avatar #287 to #279 - therealslim (09/22/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about him, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
User avatar #266 to #244 - epiluna (09/22/2012) [-]
Nice copy pasta bro share a plate?
#261 to #244 - mathalomule (09/22/2012) [-]
yall pathetic people on here should be ashamed of yourselvesssssssssssssssss. everyone is a bitch.
your pussssssssssssssssy your sssssssssssssoft. u never talk to girlssssssssssssssss. or put in that work. ur a faggot assssssssss bitch who sssssssssitsssssssss on the computer and has no sssssssocial life. and wonder why you always get friendzoned. u never put in any work in the streetssssssssss. bust any gunsssssssss. and i know yall dont get pusssssssy. and yall think u can **** with me. let me tell u sssssssssssomething. about the weather in the sssssummertime Anything goes when it's warm Dudes done even sssssssshot up my grandmama door If the dude want beef with me, tell him whatever When I kill him, tell his kids that they ****** pop sssssshould've known better I don't play gamesssssssssssss, I ain't Nick Cannon When I wild out dudes gettin headshotsssssssssssssssssss from the cannon Can't roll with me and be no bitch ***** I eat you food like I'm blood and you crip ***** Can't be around GMG and be a rat It'sssssssss like being the only blood in a crip house sssssssssssssssscreamin out brrrrat This for them dudesssssssss in the can behind the barssssssssssssssssss When they listen to my music, they close they eyesssssssssss and think they in the car They think about that money they was gettin Them hoesssssssssssss they was hittin (oww), the bricks they was flippin, they was chillin Man, nothin don't last forever, first time I shot at a cop I had a Beretta It's a 100 degrees and my AC broke First ***** look at me wrong gon get ssssssssssssssmokedMy attitude is **** whoever, he gon get clapped My grandmom'sssssssssss like, boy I raised you better than that I'm like grandma -"it's hot", I ain't with the ********************** I'm ready to pop, my Mac got a full clip I'm the kid that **** up the dice gameIf I lose my money ********************** gon lose they life mane and thats my and my life. ssssssssssssssssso dont u ever **** with me.
#276 to #261 - Womens Study Major (09/22/2012) [-]
Now I understood what he said
#260 to #244 - midnightflower (09/22/2012) [-]
Cool story.
Cool story.
#271 to #256 - pinkinlark (09/22/2012) [-]
I always wanted a face ******
#255 to #244 - Womens Study Major (09/22/2012) [-]
Jesus loves you too

....bitch

Satan will rape you up your anus and out your mouth.

**** ME RIGHT?
User avatar #268 to #255 - trimageryan (09/22/2012) [-]
Satan loves him too and I feel he's going to be feeling a lot of that Satan loving in the future.
#251 to #244 - Womens Study Major (09/22/2012) [-]
I don't even have to bother reading that to know you're retarded.
#250 to #244 - Keoul (09/22/2012) [-]
You lost me at Yall
You lost me at Yall
#249 to #244 - eyelaughdahame (09/22/2012) [-]
GTFO.
GTFO.
+6
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