brain

I fixed it for me

"brain,be tired"

"Your first girlfriend was never,now go and lurk moar"

"No I have to sleep"

"Shut up and touch me again"

why would your brain want you to touch him?

His brain is in his penis, of course

*Shut up and masturbate again

I have watched so many Youtube Poops that my brain now thinks in YTP.

example, stupid theme song running through my head

"CHINA ILLINOIS CHINA ILLINOIS, CHINA ILLINOIS CHINA ILLINOIS NOIS NOIS NOIS NOIS S S S S S MREP MREP MREP MREP WAAAAAAAAAAAA"

its hard to concentrate but the fact I can break my thought processes up allows me to do that uncontrollable YTP crap, concentrate on class, hate everything AND look forward to Halo 4 all at the same time!

also pic unrelated

"Well you see, see ,see. See, see ,see! See, see ,see see see see see bobby sometimes things that are jokes seem a little mean, but their acutally funny.

Oh I see

NO!

(This runs through my head on occasion)

"see ya bobby! hibby! hibby..."

god that one gets stuck in my head.

Curse you Durhamrockerz!

I miss king of the ho.

That moment when that actually happened to you.

It really did too.

The girl I liked SET ME UP WITH HER!

Considering how most people on this site have always been single, you won't get any sympathy.

I think you underestimate how many people on this site actually have partners.

Wtf did she think you were going to do with a nude picture? Paint it like one of your French girls?

it's still a little strange to admit fapping to a girl you just started talking to

I've told this girl im gonna fap to her naked pictures
she asked me if it was better than porn
I told her "of course"
mfw she believed me

I want to know what the fuck went through her head when she sent the picture.

Stop bullying youtr brain!

What am I looking at.

A snake made entirely out of this rage-face.

Ok, even I'm not that crazy, and I'm "shadows dancing, government conspiracy, push someone in front of a train, holy shit there are bugs underneath my skin" crazy.

>108 minds (1 conscious, Me. 107 Subconscious, they do my thinking for me... too lazy.)
>27 sentient barriers/walls/guardians that I summon to protect me from spirits when I fap because my sperm's life-force gives them superpowers according to many of the 108 (well, technically there are 135 in total, including the walls).
>I constantly get into arguments with different areas of my own brain.
>I sometimes sit on the sidelines and watch 2 area of my brain duke it out.
>I imagine inhumane tortures done to myself and others (depends on my mood which it's done on) in order to fall asleep.

Yeah, if I were ever examined by a psychiatrist: I would likely be in a padded cell... luckily, I am fully aware of my insanity within the madness and contradictions that is myself...

Pic possibly related? I picked it at random from my folder...

Oh, the voices in my head argue all the time. I've accidentally said shut up out loud when I meant to just yell it in my brain. The voices tell me to do some crazy things and then they contradict each other and start arguing. They tell me some messed up things.

Better than having 4 of them constantly chanting 4 interpretations of the truths of every ideal in unison to the point that it all blends together in an archaic song... quite catchy though.

Mine sing. And imitate music perfectly. And other people's voices. I will often randomly turn around because the voices make me think someone is calling my name. I think I have at least four or five voices and they live in different parts of my head and their general voices (when they're not imitating) are all different.

yup, that's definitely something we have in common. all of my minds have different voices, genders, sexualities, personalities, likes, dislikes, etc. and yes, occasionally they imitate peoples voices and call my name, that gets very annoying...

I hate the imitations calling my names more than any of the other things they do because the one time I don't turn around it will have been someone really calling my name.

yup... that's one of the few "Brain trolls" that still get to me.

I agree. I can live with everything else easily, but that just gets annoying

Well, I just give myself to the demons and spirits and shades, but I am very good at acting normal.

I don't give myself to them anymore (how do you think the 108 got in here? actually, I'm not entirely sure... but they used to be 54.)

Congratulations, you Joker'd the shit out of yourself.

The Joker was bashed a few hundred times in the face with the crazy-stick... I am the resulting love-child of The Joker using the crazy-stick as a dildo.

i think you may be bipolar... or even schizophrenic
you should see a doctor

Schizophrenic most likely... it doesn't really bug me too much, and it can be pretty entertaining.

Actually, when I'm in the shower, my brain says:
"Do you imagine if you slip and smite your head? Your agony would be so slow and nobody would know you are here dying".

God that made me laugh, thank you.

You have a strange sense of humour

Well, I guess because a similar thing happened to me. But, you know, I'm not dead or disabled.

"This would be a perfect time to SING! Here, let me play you the song of my people!"
[insert extremely annoying but catchy song]

this is a cause of not being able to stay calm during an argument, you're not thinking clearly and you say the things that pop into your head as soon as they appear without much thinking. If you remain calm you'll kick ass and make bitches cry home with your comments
I just pulled that out of my ass, don't quote me on it

look on the bright side, its the first bath hes had in months.

and he still didnt wash his ass..

*Fuck you alarm clock

Except my brain has to set up the dream to where the good stuff happens just seconds before my alarm goes off.

Funny thread to make FJers feel better about this world?
YES OR YES!?

YES!!!

My dog once had to be put down because it had terminal cancer and my cunt of a father didn't care at all

My best friend died when he was in 9th grade two years ago.
He suicided himselfed.
It seriously caught me off gaurd, he was born diagnosed with depression but damn not this early...

Dude...

Like for the painful ruining of his ability to cope with the animals and loved ones dying. i love you anon.

Only solution: kill them all. You won't have to worry about them dying then

>Having amazing dream
>Dad's alive again in my dream
>Suddenly he dies right in front of me
>And then my cat dies
>Wake up

You bought a to go to bed?!

…….. I wouldn't mind that actually happening to me.

Just shrug it off and continue about your business.

More internet time I guess...

Ain't that the bitchy truth

You mad Brain?

Shut the fuck up, Pinky

Why you gotta be like that Brain?