MCFM return?. I do not need thumbs so much as comments giving opinions. Bashar, my moms prophet: www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aZW24eGuKM Also, on that first part &q
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MCFM return?

I do not need thumbs so much as comments giving opinions.
Bashar, my moms prophet:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aZW24eGuKM

Also, on that first part "click here to insert text thing." whoops.

Old mom comics:

funnyjunk.com/channel/crazy-parents/make+crazy+mom+comics/MLReGZY/

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4020867/MCFM+Week+1+As+Requested/

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4021665/MCFM+Week+2+Posted+early/

Mam went away for an entire month and half at her:
private little lakehouse.
In the meantime I have been taking care of her: bills,
the jungle we have for a yard, and picking up her:
orders in Houston. Mind you I had to drop my job for
college, and have very little money to he doing this.
Luckly I have a badass girlfriend helping me out...
Anyways you ppn . a i e a mom somewhat thankful
crazy ass mom...
The witch... is back!
Gone all that time, called to make sure T did not
fuck up the house" everyday and made me do all
her work and the moment she walks through the door...
Mam:
She just sits there after T say: "Hello" and ignores me with a
very, very angry looking face on her. My father gave me a huge hug
and then he bailed out; of the room pretty quick.
What in the hell is this T wondered to
myself?
What awful mistake had T made, that
is about to bring the fires of hell
raining down upon thy self?
Also, this is freaking me the ultra
fuck out.
and then...
Mam:
You wanna know why I am mad?
I gave you this vaction, and you
have the NERVE not to thank me!'?
You just sit here on your ass being
a lazy sack of shit! This is THE last
time I am giving you this privilege...
I hope you remember this day, because
after December 21st this is NOT going
to fly anymore!
Note: She thinks that Aliens are going to land and eradicate our?
governments for: the better, as well as make our? world heaven
on earth Dec 21st:
at this point T went ahead and walked away. T feel like a shit storm
is brewing and she is only getting worse.
About mins later she put a CD under my door... it said
Bashar' s teachings" on it. T was told to listen to it, and that
maybe, just maybe T would learn something.
To top things off.. in the time T have not been posting, my sister
has decided to join in on the crazy gene, and has threatened to have
her aqumarine boyfriend beat me, and harm my girlfriends family.
Needless to say, T am ready to start posting again,
and have quite a few stories to tell... but the question
is: Do you want to hear them?
IEA! an NO!
P. S Link to what bashar is in description}
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#48 - galkawhm ONLINE (09/21/2012) [+] (4 replies)
MFW your mom.
#63 - siveon ONLINE (09/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Whenever a poor man has to deal with a bad family they can think,
"At least I'm not Exarzero".
Whenever a mother says something of the biggest stupidity they can remember
"At least I'm not Exarzero"
We are all humbled by how we do not have to be you.
Bless you Exarzero, for you survive where some men cannot.
"At least my mother doesn't hate me for taking care of things at home, then my sister joins in and threatens me and my girlfriend."
Tonight we take a swig for Exarzero!
Cheers.
User avatar #55 - krazzykidd (09/21/2012) [-]
Please, for the love of all that is good in this world, make a comic about how she reacts after the 21st of December.
User avatar #66 - SlowpokeForever (09/22/2012) [-]
Please for the love of God post her reaction on December 21st and message it to all :D
#61 - nicholashovis (09/21/2012) [+] (4 replies)
My god. I watched the Bashar video and I hope for the love of god the comments are jokes.   
>mfw reading the comments
My god. I watched the Bashar video and I hope for the love of god the comments are jokes.
>mfw reading the comments
User avatar #1 - fogschmog (09/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Dude...you know what moving out is? Seriously, no matter how little money you may have...its better than dealing with such a psycho. Trust me. I have a crazy mom as well (not as crazy as yours) but nonetheless, bitch pulls some stupid shit. For a long time I stayed, simply because I was used to it. Now I am working my ass off, have less time to study, am in financial problems (But I can handle them, because if you can handle my mom you can handle about everything and I guess that should go for you as well) and I feel fucking awesome. I wouldn't put up with such shit anymore if I were you.
User avatar #3 to #1 - aviox ONLINE (09/21/2012) [-]
but why move out when you can tell crazy stories about your mom on FJ and get green thumbs for it!
#125 - crotchmonkey (09/22/2012) [+] (7 replies)
The lowest thing a person can do is go after your girlfriends family. They are not apart of this craziness, and I feel bad for them.

I am rage.
#62 - mrbull (09/21/2012) [-]
December 21st I want you to paint yourself green and run around naked.
#160 - patriotpenguin (09/22/2012) [-]
on an unrealated note

why the fucks your mom standing around with her pants down?
#152 - thatkiddonovan (09/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>dad is heavily religious
>expects the rapture and "impending apocalypse"
>he has crazy theories on everything, no evidence
>meets strangers, feels need to "let them in on it."
>starts ranting
>"prince william is the antichrist, i swear"
>"the end times are coming, am I right brother?"
>"do you believe in god?"
>one day I bring up gay rights, he has a bible and is trying to "teach" me.
>I have literally read it 4 times. I've been through it.
>"Dad, they don't have a choice."
>"No son, it's just a sexual preference and it's wrong"
>"Ask any gay person if they just chose to be gay one day"
>"Son, I've known plenty of gay people, it's a sin"
>"Well so is drinking and using drugs but you have no problem with that, dad."
>at this point he has no argument, and throws the bible at me as hard as he can
>MAYBE IF YOU READ THIS YOU'D UNDERSTAND, YOU SMART-ASS LITTLE SHIT.
>I walk away and lol.
>mfw
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User avatar #57 - badgerbaiting (09/21/2012) [-]
Ok OP, having read your previous comics, I have a plan for you. Learn to cook. Cook well, until you do most of the cooking for you and your father. Make the exact amount you and your dad will need. Then do a little extra, but in this one mix in "weight gainer" protein shake powder. Try and ensure your mum eats this. If she sits on her arse all day, like you say, then she will begin to put weight on. Self esteem drops, and she stops being so outspoken. You can also taunt her over the fact she can't "cure" her weight problems.
#221 - youfromthefuture (09/22/2012) [-]
Why was his mom taking a shit on the floor?
Why was his mom taking a shit on the floor?
#174 - iliketires (09/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I would let you and your girlfriend move into my house if it meant saving someone from...whatever it is your mom has.

From this day on, I will always think of Exarzero before thinking my life is shitty. I hope you get through it, and when you do, FJ will cheer for you.
#171 - anonymous (09/22/2012) [-]
My advice: pack your bags and get the fuck out of there before they can infect your brain.
#165 - endface (09/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I think it's about time you moved out. The women of your family seem to be comprised of crazy people.
I think it's about time you moved out. The women of your family seem to be comprised of crazy people.
#146 - grimmwaters ONLINE (09/22/2012) [-]
Let's hear 'em.
Let's hear 'em.
#133 - funforlife (09/22/2012) [-]
**funforlife rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Eggs ** MFW yes.
**funforlife rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Eggs ** MFW yes.
User avatar #52 - tyrannis (09/21/2012) [-]
I probably would've stormed out or responded with violence at this point.

You are a better man than me OP.
#50 - justhereforprawn (09/21/2012) [-]
I feel so bad for u dude. Not gonna lie, reading this pissed me off and i'm hoping at some point in the story here, you either flip out or Karma strikes
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