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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#16 - anon id: afe74e2e
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(09/22/2012) [-]
True Story
>Dating a chick for awhile, hanging out at my house, things get heavy
>Always complains about her ex never wanting to go down on her
>Get her in bed and start to head downtown
>She's wearing old lady underwear. meh, bit of a turn off but whatever
>Struggling to get the underwear off
>Finally able to pull them down (Thanks for the help bitch)
>What the **** is that smell
>Reek from her vag literally burning my nose
>Think of rotten crab and cat **** being shoved up your nostrils
>Look down in horror at her spread open legs
>Bad shave job, patches of hair everywhere and infected pimples/hair bumps
>Wads of toilet paper caught in hair
>CRUSTED **** AROUND ASSHOLE
>My face twisted up in abosolute horror/disgust (Think the dead faces from The Ring)
>I begin sputtering and gagging, words don't even come close to describing
>I stumble into the livingroom dry heaving like I'm going to die
>She comes in dressed and pissed off
>She starts yelling at me, I have no idea what she is saying
>Tell her to leave
>She's a nice girl, so I wasn't going to tell anyone about incident
>Then I hear she starts telling people I couldn't get it up
>So I start telling people the truth
>Her ex backs me up, and now she is outcast
>I still have literal nightmares about that ****.
#33 to #16 - timelordeternal
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#32 to #16 - cummingham **User deleted account**
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#30 to #16 - neoexdeath
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(09/22/2012) [-]
We have taught you well, young Anon. Go forth and spread your story throughout the legendary "Real World".
#29 to #16 - sason
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(09/22/2012) [-]
I would've laughed my balls off, but I was too grossed out..
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#26 to #16 - anon id: dbe9e75a
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(09/22/2012) [-]
someone give this guy an award for best story/funniest thing i ever read in my life.
#22 to #16 - justjumi
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(09/22/2012) [-]
The hardest I've laughed all week. A similar thing happened to a friend. Thank you for the story.
#20 to #16 - attractive
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(09/22/2012) [-]
Why did I read that. I'll never get that mental image out of my head.