| Home | RSS Feeds |
| Funny Pictures | Funny Videos |
| Funny GIFs | YouTube Videos |
| Text/Links | Comic Editor |
| User Rankings | Channels |
| Copyright Removal Request | |
| |
Not heard this one, and I've just written an essay about the creation of humans in greek myth.
> Prometheus tries to trick Zeus by offering really good but shit looking meat or shit meat that looks awesome for sacrifice.
> Zeus picks shit one and punishes Prometheus and mankind (sons of titans/inbreeding) by removing fire.
> Prometheus steals fire back and Prometheus tied to a rock by Zeus and contiuously has his liver picked out. Zeus also creates the most evil thing imaginable to punish mankind.
> Zeus creates woman (Pandora) and offers her to Epimetheus.
> Epimetheus kinda stupid, and despite Prometheus saying no he marries Pandora.
> Pandora releases all the evils of the world.
> Thus we have mortal men and women.
> Later Pyhrra (Pandoras daughter) and Deucaleon (Prometheus' son) (feel free to correct spelling), survive a flood and throw stones over their shoulders creating men from the earth.
I spent far too long going through Hesiod to make this shorter, sorry
> Prometheus tries to trick Zeus by offering really good but shit looking meat or shit meat that looks awesome for sacrifice.
> Zeus picks shit one and punishes Prometheus and mankind (sons of titans/inbreeding) by removing fire.
> Prometheus steals fire back and Prometheus tied to a rock by Zeus and contiuously has his liver picked out. Zeus also creates the most evil thing imaginable to punish mankind.
> Zeus creates woman (Pandora) and offers her to Epimetheus.
> Epimetheus kinda stupid, and despite Prometheus saying no he marries Pandora.
> Pandora releases all the evils of the world.
> Thus we have mortal men and women.
> Later Pyhrra (Pandoras daughter) and Deucaleon (Prometheus' son) (feel free to correct spelling), survive a flood and throw stones over their shoulders creating men from the earth.
I spent far too long going through Hesiod to make this shorter, sorry