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Women Are The Biggest Liars
Uploaded by: Boozehound
Tags: Chris Rock
Who are the biggest liars'?
Men or women'?
Women. ariston' "
You got on heels.,
You ain' t that tall!
You got makeup on...
Your face don' t look like that!
You got a Wonderbra on...
Your titties ain' t that big!
Everything about you is a lie...
And you expect me to tell the truth'?
Men or women'?
Women. ariston' "
You got on heels.,
You ain' t that tall!
You got makeup on...
Your face don' t look like that!
You got a Wonderbra on...
Your titties ain' t that big!
Everything about you is a lie...
And you expect me to tell the truth'?
...
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alucardshellhound (09/21/2012) [+]
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**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #81 at greek **
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bitchplzzz (09/21/2012) [+]
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Chris Rock is fucking hilarious!
"I got white friends, listening to a Dr Dre song. And you knowww... theres a lot of "nigga" in a Dre song... I know, I know, white people cant say "Nigger" or "nigga". But for all i care, you can say it in songs. But its sooo fuckin sad to see my white friends rap a long.. "Ratatatat like that, cos I never hesitate to put a-.. ahahaah I dont know what to say.." But I know.. that when Im not there, they LEAN into that shit! "Ratatatat like that, cos I never hesitate to put a NIGGERRRRRR On his BACK.. and KILLEM!"
"I got white friends, listening to a Dr Dre song. And you knowww... theres a lot of "nigga" in a Dre song... I know, I know, white people cant say "Nigger" or "nigga". But for all i care, you can say it in songs. But its sooo fuckin sad to see my white friends rap a long.. "Ratatatat like that, cos I never hesitate to put a-.. ahahaah I dont know what to say.." But I know.. that when Im not there, they LEAN into that shit! "Ratatatat like that, cos I never hesitate to put a NIGGERRRRRR On his BACK.. and KILLEM!"
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nekoyas (09/21/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Mfw all the girls here that is trying to get attention for how "special" they are
Mfw all the girls here that is trying to get attention for how "special" they are
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weedallusion (09/21/2012) [-] **weedallusion rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Proving the impossible ** What i lie about
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N. Korean citizen (09/21/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
And then, when women don't do all that, men don't look at them.
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galifianakis **User deleted account** (09/21/2012) [+]
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In one of my past relationships I was the biggest liar. She would say "What you been upto today" I'd say "nothing... no no nothing..." but really I'd masturbated for 45 minutes...with salad tongs.
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Moar (09/21/2012) [-] I know this is just comedy and people shouldn't elaborate all that much,
but fuck it I don't give a shit if girls wear make up or /try/ and look sexy or not. But they're going to be judged and fucked by society either way. I know when I'm around someone I like, I try to look at least a little MORE approachable than usual. Catch 22.
but fuck it I don't give a shit if girls wear make up or /try/ and look sexy or not. But they're going to be judged and fucked by society either way. I know when I'm around someone I like, I try to look at least a little MORE approachable than usual. Catch 22.
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littlenish (09/21/2012) [-] I hate how girls in my area wear bright neon lipstick. It's hard to complement your natural beauty when you're blinding me w/ your shitty cosmetics.
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luckodairish (09/21/2012) [+]
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**luckodairish rolled a random image posted in comment #213007 at Anime & Manga **
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hallohallo **User deleted account** (09/21/2012) [-]
Personally I don't know how women find the time to do all that fake hair, fake nails, fake face shit.
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sketchysketchist (09/21/2012) [+]
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**sketchysketchist rolled a random image posted in comment #754577 at MLP Friendly Board ** Har har har, Black comedians are way funnier than white ones.
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N. Korean citizen (09/21/2012) [+]
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When she doesn't do all that, you don't even look at her. Juss sayin'
