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Eddie is one Smart Man
that sly bastard
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with the hot
girl at work, but she had a boyfriend.
One day Eddie got so desperate that he went to her
and said, 'Tll give you a if you'" let me have sex
with yen."
The girl looked at him shocked and replied "Hell
nol"
He said 'Tll be real quickie' ll throw the maney on
the floor, yen bend over to get it, and I' ll be finished by
the time yen' ye picked it Lip!"
She thought for a moment told him that she
would have to talk to her boyfriend. So she called him
explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for . Pick up the
money really really fast, and he wont men be able to
get his pants down!" She agreed and accepts the
proposal.
30 minutes go by & the boyfriend is still waitin for
his girlfriend' s call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the
boyfriend calls and asks, "What the fuck happened?"
Still breathin hard she managed to reply, "That
bastard had all QUARTERS!
Bigass quarters
girl at work, but she had a boyfriend.
One day Eddie got so desperate that he went to her
and said, 'Tll give you a if you'" let me have sex
with yen."
The girl looked at him shocked and replied "Hell
nol"
He said 'Tll be real quickie' ll throw the maney on
the floor, yen bend over to get it, and I' ll be finished by
the time yen' ye picked it Lip!"
She thought for a moment told him that she
would have to talk to her boyfriend. So she called him
explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for . Pick up the
money really really fast, and he wont men be able to
get his pants down!" She agreed and accepts the
proposal.
30 minutes go by & the boyfriend is still waitin for
his girlfriend' s call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the
boyfriend calls and asks, "What the fuck happened?"
Still breathin hard she managed to reply, "That
bastard had all QUARTERS!
Bigass quarters
...
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#11
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ienjoyrofling (09/21/2012) [+]
(13 replies)
'FW:FW:FW:FW:FW FUNNY JOKE!!1!' That's what this title would be in the 90's in an email or text spam.
#8
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vanoreo (09/21/2012) [-] Well, the last frame was irrelevant and I'm fairly sure this is a repost...
#19
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hipsophobadon (09/21/2012) [-] Shoulda done pennies.
Coulda fucked her walked off made some food and came back for round 2.
Coulda fucked her walked off made some food and came back for round 2.
#26
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Griffinwish (09/21/2012) [-] **Griffinwish rolled a random image posted in comment #726942 at MLP Friendly Board **
that image is so nsfw
that image is so nsfw
#4
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PixelOnePixel (09/20/2012) [-] **PixelOnePixel rolled a random image posted in comment #6857 at Slice of Life thread 3 ** did you really need the drawing at the end?
#3
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assdoreponyfucker (09/20/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
**assdoreponyfucker rolled a random image posted in comment #661039 at MLP Friendly Board ** mfw my name is eddie
#29
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thefappingturtle (09/21/2012) [-] **thefappingturtle rolled a random image posted in comment #230 at I'm so proud of her ** mfw sex
#38
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N. Korean citizen (09/21/2012) [-]
Nice, changing from 1000 USD to 100, really nice work bro.
Repost
Repost
#37
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SniperKitty (09/21/2012) [-] She sees that he drops all quarters and still decides to pick them up... fuck that I would turn and walk away.
#36
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largilloquent (09/21/2012) [-] in the time of the phone call he managed to round up 100$ in quarters... why is he even working there?!
#28
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alucardshellhound (09/21/2012) [-] **alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Hot office girl **
#2
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sirblank (09/20/2012) [-] I heard the same joke before but instead of calling her boyfriend she does it. And when she tells him what happened he said, that bastard owed me 100 bucks.
#31
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psychobeastjr (09/21/2012) [-] **psychobeastjr rolled a random image posted in comment #39 at Warehouse ** mfw sex
