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Bedtime Paradox

Found while stumbling.

DAMED PM
NIH’ VET.
u. HLL Wu TELL
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Submitted: 09/20/2012
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#59 - EjaculationMan (09/20/2012) [+] (13 replies)
#4 - chocobeard (09/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #85 - cannabinoid (09/21/2012) [+] (24 replies)
heres a paradox for ya...
if there are infinite other universes each with different variations in their laws of physics,
and if we only discovered the possibility of other universes by figuring out our own laws of physics, there must be atleast 1 universe in which the laws of physics state no other universes can possibly exist.
#3 - thequeenofslime ONLINE (09/20/2012) [-]
He's lying in bed because he wants to go to sleep, and hopes lying in bed will prompt this.   
   
Fuck whoever made this.
He's lying in bed because he wants to go to sleep, and hopes lying in bed will prompt this.

Fuck whoever made this.
User avatar #2 - cryingchicken (09/20/2012) [+] (13 replies)
How is that a paradox?
In order to educate retarded plebs like OP here is an example of a paradox:

>One day a scientist is walking home with his wife.
>suddenly a mugger jumps out and tries to take his wife's bag, there is a struggle and the wife gets shot.
>The scientist's wife dies.
>The scientist then decides to dedicate his life to building a time machine so he can one day go back in time and save his wife.
>He succeeds in going back in time and prevents the mugging meaning his wife survives the mugging.
>However seeing as the death of his wife was what motivated him to make the time machine he couldn't have made it if she dies thus meaning he would would not have travelled back in time to save her.

Can you see how that's a paradox? It is a situation which is impossible as it contradicts itself.

Here's another simpler example if that was still too difficult for you knobs to understand.

>Take the statement "I am lying" If this statement is true then it must be a lie which would mean it is not true. However if it is not true then it is not a lie meaning it is true. Another impossibility.

That, OP, hopefully cleared up what a paradox is. If it didn't Then you are an even greater fucktard than I originally assumed.
#83 - vinomz (09/21/2012) [-]
#81 - WhattheNorris (09/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Here's an actual paradox:   
   
There is a village in which the men are classified into two groups. Group A is classified as men who shave their own beards. Group B is classified as men who have their beards shaved by the village barber. If the barber shaves his own beard, and is also consequently shaved by the barber, then who was phone?
Here's an actual paradox:

There is a village in which the men are classified into two groups. Group A is classified as men who shave their own beards. Group B is classified as men who have their beards shaved by the village barber. If the barber shaves his own beard, and is also consequently shaved by the barber, then who was phone?

#28 - stevolo (09/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Did you ever think so much that you fell asleep and grew a moustache?
#170 - nITE (09/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#74 - jjcoffee (09/21/2012) [-]
that's not a paradox
that's not a paradox
#82 - kingantichrist (09/21/2012) [-]
Thats not even a paradox
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#178 - anonymous (09/21/2012) [-]
Everyone gets that this isn't a paradox right?
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#57 - ferviddash ONLINE (09/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Read by Samuel L Jackson.
#175 - ofmiceandmen (09/21/2012) [+] (11 replies)
#180 to #175 - hammerfell (09/21/2012) [-]
I know I'm reading way too much into it when I say this, but when he said "my nose will grow 'now'", and it didn't grow when he said 'now', it turns out that he lied. The instant after the instant that 'now' referred to, his nose started growing. Not a paradox, see?
#150 - warlockrichard ONLINE (09/21/2012) [+] (11 replies)
that's not a paradox
this is a paradox
#45 - altairibnlaahad (09/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
This isn't even a paradox.
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