Hipster Knights

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NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!

gangnam style made me go from omega to alpha in about a week. 2 weeks ago. start watching gangnam style, cant stop watching. week ago- i put it on my phone and now i can listen to it in school. everyone calls me a weird fuck for listening to it (im in serbia btw, it takes about 5-12 months for something cool to reach people that arent like me- internet viewers that were formerly somewhere fucking else) and everyone made fun of me untill last friday. got sick went home, skip to saturday when i got better. go to school everyone fuckin loves gangnam style, because of me. people most likely got curious about it so they had more material to make fun of me, but instead they got hooked to it aswell, and it fell down like a house of cards. its like a hater watching mlp to make fun of a brony with more personal things, only to become a brony himself. (epic example is epic) so to get to the alpha. now i used to be the guy that no one included in anything because im new, and all that shit, im not used to serbian things since i havent lived here for over 5 years. and now? for the past 2 days everybody is fucking fighting over me, dragging me all over the school, and begging me on their knees every waking second for me to dance. yesterday? 9.5/10 slut begged me to dance, afterwards cried tears of joy. alpha as fuck.

TL;DR - beta as fuck, gangnam style comes in, makes me alpha, sexy bitches begging me to dance because im the only one that knows how

On second thought . . . Let's not go to South Korea, 'tis a silly place.

my detective skills have worked out OP's real name, it's Tom Hamilton

Gangnam Style

Holy shit.....havent noticed it before but........that fucking tunic........c-could it be!?

I Fart in your general direction!

None shall pass.

I adore these Monty Python posts I've seen recently. My High School is doing Spamalot for our Fall production this year.