Scientist 2015

In the past 2 months, we found the Higgs Boson particle, NASA landed an atomic-powered laserific sciencetank on mars using rockets, a small private industry decided to utilize a Kickstarter-funded space elevator project in 8-10 years and fucking rocked that shit, scientists have boosted the intelligence of chimpanzees with cybernetics, found perfectly preserved dinosaur feathers in amber, and found a way to make warp travel possible.

On top of all that, 3 months ago the first hate crime against a man with a bionic camera-eye took place in a French McDonalds.

If you're still griping about how it's not the future after reading all that just because our world doesn't live up to the standards of a movie made in the '80's, kindly shut the fuck up and pay attention to the FutureTimeline forums or io9, please.

With all due respect OP, we already have pizza.

DON'T FUCKING GRAB THE PAN WITH YOUR BARE HAND DEBRA, YOU DUMB BITCH!

Well fuck me! the last 3 movies that i have watched that i havent watched in 5+ years are now appearing on FJ. Something or someone is watching me.

I wanna know why she is grabbing a steaming hot pizza with her bare hands...

fuck yeah, and only 3 more years to go until we can do that! ;)

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>implying this doesnt taste like molten butthole

And it's from Black & Decker... Get this made NOW!

Yeah, great idea. Let's touch the hot metal plate with our bare hands.

That pizza shrunk everything!

as seen in Back to the Future 2 and The Fifth Element?

Bitch please, Seed goes in, chicken meal comes out

No oven mittens either.. impressive.

**thedarkestrogue rolled a random image posted in comment #1226342 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** I would love this. Would make my gamer food stash so much better.

Does it work with Manly genitals?

scientists today

...yes.

Food printers already exist. They take raw material and form it into edible and flavored food that looks like whatever you want it to. Look it up.