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#156 - varrlegrimscythe
Reply +14
(09/20/2012) [-]
Jack and Jill went up a hill to lick each others' candy.
Jack got a shock when she whipped out her cock,
because Jill's real name is Randy.
#163 to #156 - Spikeydeath
Reply +2
(09/20/2012) [-]
Georgie Porgy, pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.
#162 to #156 - Spikeydeath
Reply +2
(09/20/2012) [-]
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass,
And turned it's wool to nylon.
#161 to #156 - Spikeydeath
Reply 0
(09/20/2012) [-]
Little Boy Blew
hey he needed the money.
#160 to #156 - Spikeydeath
Reply 0
(09/20/2012) [-]
Jack and Jill went up the hill,
Each with a buck and a quarter,
Jack came down and his face was aglow
Jill came down with $2.50-That whore.
#158 to #156 - Spikeydeath
Reply +4
(09/20/2012) [-]
old mother Hubbard went to cupboard to get her poor dog a bone
when she bent over rover took over and gave her a bone of his own
#183 to #158 - eonsmashface
Reply 0
(09/20/2012) [-]
their once was a man from nantucket.
with a cock so large he could suck it.
he said with a grin
spread across his chin
If my ear were a pussy I could **** it.
#172 to #158 - foreverxalone
Reply 0
(09/20/2012) [-]
Lol! Clay makes me happy