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This happened a long time age-
Take really attractive girl out fer a data at this as **** Italian restaurant
Hist for a while, small (alk
get bill
GOD
is her
glares aims
swat did we say?"
r-" Ere yes think i cant pay fer my awn **** ?"
s'' No, l was rust being?
ewes were being the stereotypical asshole that thinks weman cant support "
troche gets up
Plates and bottle shrine smash against finer
starts throwing **** elf of shares and ether peepee' s tables
few people get em up frem l: glass that same hem shattered settles smiles, plates, vases, at eaters
at think a few slipped silver the wine tee
eventually makes her warts the deer
o" PAY FOR THAN"
calarts deer really ******* hard en the way out
around
Manager wreathing dawn my making
o'' Will yes be paying fer thi.?"
at smile
at hand him enaugh mesa is pay fer my portion eitha meal
at else write sewn her contact and billing , elem with her license plate
She went to jail a months earlier l: . isa afford to pay fer all of the damages. We net mimicking.
it wreaths best moment in my life.,
ml tairan‘ t dated amines ainoa.
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#1 - owmowmow has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#5 to #1 - rawpedobearraw (09/19/2012) [-]
i found it funny.
User avatar #3 - dingojohn (09/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>she went to jail a couple of months earlier
>a couple of months earlier
>months earlier
>earlier

wut ?
#106 - dshfdgf (09/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)




#107 to #106 - dshfdgf (09/20/2012) [-]
sorry for the long post. I was just writing all of my dating stories.
#70 - crafty (09/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#46 - roytmustang (09/20/2012) [+] (16 replies)
******* feminists...
User avatar #49 to #46 - thedarkestrogue (09/20/2012) [-]
*modern feminists.
old school feminists are not assholes like that.
#21 - mr skeltal (09/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
went to jail a couple month's earlier................a couple month's earlier...................EARLIER
#23 to #21 - plaidparadise (09/20/2012) [-]
read the first ******* line that says it happened a LONG time ago.
#86 - masterswordsman (09/20/2012) [+] (15 replies)
MFW "She went to jail a couple of months earlier"
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#10 - jimborustler **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#91 - bigshowsteveo (09/20/2012) [-]
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#36 - TheLastManStanding (09/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**TheLastManStanding rolled a random image posted in comment #608931 at MLP Friendly Board ** look on the manager's face.
User avatar #27 - retributionthepimp ONLINE (09/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Mistaking chivalry for sexism...the **** sis?
User avatar #7 - superunclesam (09/19/2012) [+] (4 replies)
She sounded like a feminazi
#87 - cardanbar (09/20/2012) [-]
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#42 - fingercramp (09/20/2012) [-]
The manager's face when he sees crazy bitch from across the room
The manager's face when he sees crazy bitch from across the room
#44 - abachonk (09/20/2012) [-]
Too bad this actually never happened
Too bad this actually never happened
#13 - zackmorris (09/20/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I find crazy chicks to be really really hot.
I find crazy chicks to be really really hot.
User avatar #18 to #13 - rainbowtacos (09/20/2012) [-]
There's crazy, and then there's just being an asshole like her
#8 - mr skeltal (09/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
making us anon's proud
User avatar #11 to #8 - misterTOAST (09/19/2012) [-]
So, while he is making us,
anon is proud.
Good to know.
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