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Famous last words
Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a
baked Appel,
Executed in electric chair in blew York.
m George Appel, d. 1928.
Take a step forward, lads. It will be easier
that way.
Executed by firing squad.
mu Erskine Childers, Irish patriot, d.
November 24, 1922
I love you,
Spoken to the executioner.
Executed by injection, blew York.
m Sean Flannagan, d, June 23, 1989,
How about this for a headline for
tomorrow' s paper: "French West".
Executed in electric chair in Oklahoma.
w James French, d. 1966
I did not get my Spaghettitaco, I got
spaghetti. I want the press to know this.
Executed by injection, Oklahoma.
Thomas l Grasse, d, March 20, 1995.
I' d like to thank my family for loving me
and taking care of me. And the rest of the
world can kiss my ass,
Executed by injection, Texas.
we Johnny Frank Garrett, Sr., d.
February 11, 1992.
I' d rather be fishing.
Executed in electric chair, Louisiana.
Jimmy Glass, d. June 12, 1987,
How' s he gonna read that magazine
rolled up like that?
insect
baked Appel,
Executed in electric chair in blew York.
m George Appel, d. 1928.
Take a step forward, lads. It will be easier
that way.
Executed by firing squad.
mu Erskine Childers, Irish patriot, d.
November 24, 1922
I love you,
Spoken to the executioner.
Executed by injection, blew York.
m Sean Flannagan, d, June 23, 1989,
How about this for a headline for
tomorrow' s paper: "French West".
Executed in electric chair in Oklahoma.
w James French, d. 1966
I did not get my Spaghettitaco, I got
spaghetti. I want the press to know this.
Executed by injection, Oklahoma.
Thomas l Grasse, d, March 20, 1995.
I' d like to thank my family for loving me
and taking care of me. And the rest of the
world can kiss my ass,
Executed by injection, Texas.
we Johnny Frank Garrett, Sr., d.
February 11, 1992.
I' d rather be fishing.
Executed in electric chair, Louisiana.
Jimmy Glass, d. June 12, 1987,
How' s he gonna read that magazine
rolled up like that?
insect
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My favourite last words are those of Voltaire. When on his deathbed he was asked to renounce Satan, so he replied with "Now, now my good man; now is not the time to be making enemies."
My last name is Young.
When I'm on my death bed and my grandkids are like "You can't die, grandpa!"
I'd be like "Don't worry, only the good die Young."
Or something to that effect.
When I'm on my death bed and my grandkids are like "You can't die, grandpa!"
I'd be like "Don't worry, only the good die Young."
Or something to that effect.
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commandurrazor **User deleted account** (09/20/2012) [+]
(7 replies)
Once more into the fray.
Into the last good fight I'll ever know.
Live and die on this day.
Live and die on this day
-Liam Neeson, "huehuehue: the movie"
Into the last good fight I'll ever know.
Live and die on this day.
Live and die on this day
-Liam Neeson, "huehuehue: the movie"
If my tax dollars are paying for someones last meal and they want spaghetti-o's then they damn well should get spaghetti-o's. Fucking tax dollars being spent on bullshit.
#66
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notadrapist (09/20/2012) [-]
Let all brave Prussians follow me!
- Count Von Sedgewick, Prussian general, his last words prior to being killed by a cannonball
- Count Von Sedgewick, Prussian general, his last words prior to being killed by a cannonball
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HolyDiver (09/20/2012) [-]
I think my last words will be something on the lines of:
"What are you going to do, shoot me?"
"What are you going to do, shoot me?"
you forgot Christopher Scott Emmett
"Tell my family and friends I love them. Tell the governor he just lost my vote. Y'all hurry this along. I'm dying to get out of here."
"Tell my family and friends I love them. Tell the governor he just lost my vote. Y'all hurry this along. I'm dying to get out of here."
And now theres this new dipshit who is trying to prevent his own injection by saying he is too fat for the death penalty.....
Damn, Flannagan was clever. That must have stayed in the executioners' mind forever.