because why not.. i posted this a while back. if it is well received, ill post the others i made.. SAMMICHES Next lime rtw/ THATS NOT THE KITCHEN but I' m totat because why not i posted this a while back if it is well received ill post the others made SAMMICHES Next lime rtw/ THATS NOT THE KITCHEN but I' m totat
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because why not.. i posted this a while back. if it is well received, ill post the others i made.. SAMMICHES Next lime rtw/ THATS NOT THE KITCHEN but I' m totat

i posted this a while back. if it is well received, ill post the others i made.

SAMMICHES
Next lime rtw/
THATS NOT THE
KITCHEN
but I' m totatlly cool Mr my
may without. getting too serious-
But please only read lines 1, 3 and "
CLEVERNESS
Someone give this guy o medal.
SEXISM
s Widen wce
Battleship
seems to get it
for more
again
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#14 - killbillmurray
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(09/19/2012) [-]
i can't help myself imagine a desperate 16y/o virgin boy sitting in front of his pc in mum's basement, making all this horrible "women in the kitchen"-jokes, and complains to get friendzoned, because he is such a nice guy.
i can't help myself imagine a desperate 16y/o virgin boy sitting in front of his pc in mum's basement, making all this horrible "women in the kitchen"-jokes, and complains to get friendzoned, because he is such a nice guy.
#79 to #14 - communistuprising
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(09/19/2012) [-]
I am a 19 year old on Funnyjunk who lets his partner participate in activities outside of the kitchens.

I am the 1%
User avatar #147 to #79 - sacredmagic
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(09/20/2012) [-]
That's not what we're talking about though.
#81 to #14 - anon id: d448ac50
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(09/19/2012) [-]
Offensive jokes about racial stereotypes , handicapped people, 9/11, African starving children, tragedies. = Hilarious
Sexist jokes = OP is a misogynous bastard that will never get laid
FJ logic
#91 to #14 - EdwardNigma
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(09/19/2012) [-]
Because internet personas are the same as real ones. I'm sure we all call people ******* in real life too.
User avatar #60 to #14 - ericbeagles
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(09/19/2012) [-]
I'm gonna openly admit that I am 14 years old for no reason whatsoever.
#82 to #60 - anon id: e6c1b3fd
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(09/19/2012) [-]
Well I am 18 because I was born in 1994
User avatar #94 to #82 - brettyoke
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(09/19/2012) [-]
16 right here. Apparently I live in my mum's basement as well. Gee, isn't that so pathetic that I live with my mother at age 16?
User avatar #18 to #14 - barrels
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(09/19/2012) [-]
This kind of jokes is one of the few things that make him feel superior. Pretend to be alpha and ****.
User avatar #15 to #14 - oneeyedfreak
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(09/19/2012) [-]
16y/o don't live in basements, they still have their rooms with old wallpaper and furniture from when they were kids.

Just saying =)
User avatar #16 to #15 - frozenpickle
Reply +20 123456789123345869
(09/19/2012) [-]
well, thats damn accurate...
User avatar #17 to #15 - bitchplzzz
Reply -10 123456789123345869
(09/19/2012) [-]
You seem to be the expert.
#96 to #17 - afternoon
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(09/19/2012) [-]
Maybe he has a 16 year old kid. Or knows one
Maybe he has a 16 year old kid. Or knows one
User avatar #127 to #96 - brianhanerjr
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Or is one
#129 to #127 - afternoon
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(09/20/2012) [-]
He could know himself
He could know himself
#131 to #129 - brianhanerjr
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(09/20/2012) [-]
I just read this and then looked at my reflection in my computer screen and saw the creepiest-ass smile well up on my face. Thank you for that
I just read this and then looked at my reflection in my computer screen and saw the creepiest-ass smile well up on my face. Thank you for that
#134 to #131 - afternoon
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(09/20/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#136 to #134 - brianhanerjr
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#137 to #136 - afternoon
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(09/20/2012) [-]
**afternoon rolled user vaulttec **
User avatar #138 to #137 - brianhanerjr
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(09/20/2012) [-]
That wasn't necessary ...
#139 to #138 - afternoon
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#32 - menameselassie
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#68 to #32 - properdropout
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(09/19/2012) [-]
I laughed waaay too hard at this.
I laughed waaay too hard at this.
#24 - lucidria
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(09/19/2012) [-]
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I see a paradoxical problem with this.
If he wants them to just read lines 1, 3, and 5, then they won't read line 6 which tells them to read lines 1, 3, and 5.
#31 to #24 - anon id: 27a06116
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(09/19/2012) [-]
Did you have a problem reading/understanding this? no? then it clearly works whether it's paradoxical or not
User avatar #25 to #24 - zakaizer
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(09/19/2012) [-]
I totally see what you mean, but is paradoxical a word?
#26 to #25 - lucidria
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(09/19/2012) [-]
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User avatar #27 to #26 - zakaizer
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(09/19/2012) [-]
you went through the trouble of finding a jpg, instead of simply typing 'yes'?

Kudos to you sir/madam!
#29 to #27 - lucidria
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(09/19/2012) [-]
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User avatar #30 to #29 - zakaizer
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(09/19/2012) [-]
Do you just have jpg's for responses for every situation?
#33 to #30 - lucidria
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(09/19/2012) [-]
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User avatar #34 to #33 - zakaizer
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(09/19/2012) [-]
okay, now i'm curious, which situations dont you have a jpg for?
#38 to #34 - lucidria
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User avatar #39 to #38 - zakaizer
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(09/19/2012) [-]
........You win this time, lucidria, this time....
#42 to #39 - lucidria
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(09/19/2012) [-]
This image has expired
This is for you.
User avatar #43 to #42 - zakaizer
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(09/19/2012) [-]
Thank you kind sir, that particular item appeared to have gone missing from my plethora of reactions.... Good day, now!
#44 to #43 - lucidria
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#173 to #44 - shatt
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(09/20/2012) [-]
you are a awesome guy, I hope you know that
User avatar #149 to #44 - sacredmagic
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(09/20/2012) [-]
A conversation of an-hero proportions.
#65 - hairydickfarts
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(09/19/2012) [-]
and then OP complains about the fact that he cant get a girlfriend
and then OP complains about the fact that he cant get a girlfriend
User avatar #66 to #65 - Nignigs
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(09/19/2012) [-]
I'm guessing OP is the same type of guy who makes those "WHY DO GIRLS GO FOR ASSHOLES AND NOT NICE GUYS LIKE ME????" posts.
#45 - herrdouchebag
Reply +27 123456789123345869
(09/19/2012) [-]
OP, you are so original.
User avatar #12 - nikkoria
Reply +27 123456789123345869
(09/19/2012) [-]
This comp is just ******* stupid.
#118 - furiousmarshmellow
Reply +22 123456789123345869
(09/20/2012) [-]
And you people wonder why you're single.
And you people wonder why you're single.
User avatar #124 to #118 - demonmaster
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(09/20/2012) [-]
I like this guy cause he speaks the truth
#21 - dietwaterwithice
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(09/19/2012) [-]
#57 - mortimer
Reply +17 123456789123345869
(09/19/2012) [-]
I'm surprised by the comments. Is FJ finally getting mature?
#142 - CapnInterwebz
Reply +16 123456789123345869
(09/20/2012) [-]
>"i posted this a while back"   
>all ancient pics you get when you google "funny pictures"   
>all joke about women being in the kitchen   
>"will post the others i made"   
>mfw   
   
0/10, would thumb down again
>"i posted this a while back"
>all ancient pics you get when you google "funny pictures"
>all joke about women being in the kitchen
>"will post the others i made"
>mfw

0/10, would thumb down again