Kay so I was on the train today, and the car was full, except for one empty seat facing this middle aged man. No one sat it in, so I took advantage of the available spot.
I then realized why it was available.
The guy facing me, his shorts were so short.... bassically his dick was out.
There's no other way to explain it. He didn't know, but lo and behold a middle aged dick was staring me in the face. It was poking out of his pant (or short) leg, and dangling with every vibration the train caused.
I got up and whispered to him: 'Um sir, this is quite embarrassing, but you're flashing every body on the train.... would you mind fixing your shorts?'
He looks at me disgusted like I was the one flashing every body, and he goes: 'Why are you looking down there?!'
Fucking. What.