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#46
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iliketires (09/19/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
>Working at Best Buy
>Having a very bad day. Test next day, in an argument with girlfriend
>Guy comes up and asks where Wii games are, and INSISTS that they can also be played on his Xbox
>I tell him politely that that's not possible
>He says "Well you're wrong, let me have someone who actually knows what they're doing."
>Unholy rage builds inside me
>I tell him "Well you're an idiot."
>He tells my manager
>Manager eventually kicks him out of store
>MFW I stood near exit and watched him leave
>Having a very bad day. Test next day, in an argument with girlfriend
>Guy comes up and asks where Wii games are, and INSISTS that they can also be played on his Xbox
>I tell him politely that that's not possible
>He says "Well you're wrong, let me have someone who actually knows what they're doing."
>Unholy rage builds inside me
>I tell him "Well you're an idiot."
>He tells my manager
>Manager eventually kicks him out of store
>MFW I stood near exit and watched him leave
#54
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RoyalNightmare (09/19/2012) [+]
(13 replies)
>Working at Dollar Tree, first job in U.S.
>Been working there for almost 6 months, notbad.jpg
>Old lady in wheelchair asks why I haven't helped her yet.
>I'm stocking shelves, didn't notice her.
>Apologize, she starts yelling at me that I ignored her because she's handicapped.
>Takes mop from rack and hits me with it.
>Starts chasing me around the store like Elderly Kart Double Dash.
>Manager, 300lb woman cheers her on.
>MFW old ladies try to attack me, and my boss encourages it.
>Been working there for almost 6 months, notbad.jpg
>Old lady in wheelchair asks why I haven't helped her yet.
>I'm stocking shelves, didn't notice her.
>Apologize, she starts yelling at me that I ignored her because she's handicapped.
>Takes mop from rack and hits me with it.
>Starts chasing me around the store like Elderly Kart Double Dash.
>Manager, 300lb woman cheers her on.
>MFW old ladies try to attack me, and my boss encourages it.
#22
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walkingdisaster (09/19/2012) [+]
(8 replies)
>Working at grocery store
>Dude comes up to me and asks where pickles are
>I tell him where they are
>He says "I already looked there, can I get an employee who knows where it is?"
>Running on autopilot, tell him I'll show him where it is
>Halfway there what he said actually hits me
>MFW
>Show him where the pickles are, he leaves without saying thank you
And that's why my personal philosophy at work is I hate all customers until they give me a reason not to.
>Dude comes up to me and asks where pickles are
>I tell him where they are
>He says "I already looked there, can I get an employee who knows where it is?"
>Running on autopilot, tell him I'll show him where it is
>Halfway there what he said actually hits me
>MFW
>Show him where the pickles are, he leaves without saying thank you
And that's why my personal philosophy at work is I hate all customers until they give me a reason not to.
#62
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jollydonut (09/19/2012) [+]
(8 replies)
TEMPORARY FUNNYJUNK COMMENTER
please don't make too many replies
please don't make too many replies
#63
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ollietweak (09/19/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
>work at indoor water park
>mass series of extractor fans and burners on the roof
>customers asks the usual 'how to I get on that one'
>mfw when they point at the piping
>mass series of extractor fans and burners on the roof
>customers asks the usual 'how to I get on that one'
>mfw when they point at the piping
#16
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arnoldbusk ONLINE (09/19/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
>work at supermarket
>3rd time at work only
>fat motherfucker approaches me
>I can literally feel him walking towards me as I am placing cereal on the shelf
>turn around before he utters a word
>"Where are the bamboo shoots?"
>didn't even say please
>"Um, I am kinda new here, but I'll see if I can help you."
>"I don't have time for that bullshit, find me a real employee"
>mf while I was looking for a co worker
>3rd time at work only
>fat motherfucker approaches me
>I can literally feel him walking towards me as I am placing cereal on the shelf
>turn around before he utters a word
>"Where are the bamboo shoots?"
>didn't even say please
>"Um, I am kinda new here, but I'll see if I can help you."
>"I don't have time for that bullshit, find me a real employee"
>mf while I was looking for a co worker
#14
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hashketchum (09/19/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
Why does the label on children's Tylenol tell you not to operate heavy machinery or vehicles?
#56
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clownsplosion ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-] MFW three of the nappiest black women come in to the target where I used to work and ask, I shit you not, "Where the good smell at?" Of course referring to the bath and perfrume crap.
#45
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banjofrank (09/19/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
he looks like he's weeping cause someone asked him a hard question.
#43
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yeahhhbuddy (09/19/2012) [-] I think I want that shirt. It would make my current job a lot easier...
#87
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jjristine (09/20/2012) [-] >Working at target
>Old lady comes up to me
>Asks me how to use a rectal thermometer
>Say shove it up your ass
>Complains to boss
>Calls me into office
>Promotes me
>MFW
>Old lady comes up to me
>Asks me how to use a rectal thermometer
>Say shove it up your ass
>Complains to boss
>Calls me into office
>Promotes me
>MFW
#50
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asshams (09/19/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
I was working at subway one time and this guy came in and asked for potatoes. We don't serve potatoes on a sub so I told him that we didn't have any. He yelled at me for like 45 minutes blabbing that we should have potatoes. When my manager found a potato in the back he gave it to the guy so he would quit his bitching and the first thing he did was put the potato in a cup, go over to the pop machine, fill up the cup with potato inside, took out a carrot in his jacket pocket, peel carrots on to pop, spat in the drink then with a pixie stick, he started slurping up the pop.
I think I met the Mr. Bean of tards.
I think I met the Mr. Bean of tards.
#26
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devildogpratt (09/19/2012) [-]
>work at grocery store
>pulling carts uphill across parkinglot
>bitch starts backing up when I am directly behind her in an orange shirt
>gets within an inch of me and I yell her to watch where she is going
>get into rather heated verbal altercation
>stops her car in the middle of road to go inside and complain that I yelled at her
>pulling carts uphill across parkinglot
>bitch starts backing up when I am directly behind her in an orange shirt
>gets within an inch of me and I yell her to watch where she is going
>get into rather heated verbal altercation
>stops her car in the middle of road to go inside and complain that I yelled at her
