Oh, sweet Jesus.

...bear... flavored?

The chocolate one always smells terrible to me. Not even remotely close to chocolate.

life is like a box of fragrance markers no ones likes the black ones

Those may account for a generation of kids saying YOLO.

That causes brain damage, you dick.

When I have a child of my own (something about alpha inevitability, I'm NOT planning that much of this idea) I'm going to make sure he or she makes an imaginary friend (whom he or she thinks is real) named Kyle.

Next, one day in school, make sure that they scribble the markers that smell good in a small patch under their nose, and if they want it to smell really good, will use all of them to do this.

Now, use basic classical conditioning, so the child thinks that everytime they get a good smelling marker and scribbles it under his/her nose, they wonder if anyone else sees Kyle.

Has anyone seen Kyle?

Seen Kyle?

Fuck yes. Cherry scented was where it's at.

I got suspended for smelling these in class
fucking substitutes

The black one probably smells of chicken...

someone stole all of my scented markers in grade 6

anyone else see the bear

Fuck licorice. Fuck it so hard.

The black one pissed like fucking smell.

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Getting kids to skiff textas