Canadian CSI

MAPLESYRUPONALLTHETHINGS <3

What about the bagged milk? Is that really a thing there?!

Yup. Got some in mah fridge.

They have that here in CA too

i used to drink bagged milk in elementary school and i live in California.

fuck ya!

Is it true that you ride polar bears and moose to work?

Nope.

We do encounter them often though.

Bestiality sex.

I'v always wanted to fuck a moose.

No we ride snowbiles from our igloos to the maple syrup plantations though.

When I went to Canada (Manitoulin Island) and all I saw was maple syrup and Canadian flags.

I don't know what you're talking aboot, but I'm a fellow Canuck eh. You must be pretty darn rich to live in them heated houses, I still have to ride on my moose and live under the snow.

But in all seriousness, tehphire is right.. I honestly don't know where the "aboot" thing came from, but it's pretty damn annoying. I can understand "eh" because a lot of us do say it, but I've never heard "aboot" up here

tv shows made by canadians mostly, though its not as bad as people make it out to be. its more of a slight change of the word due to youre dialect than a blatant disregard for the pronunciation of the word. my information may be wrong, but the best damn north american contractor mike holmes is canadian as is his team and they all have the slight oot sound when they say about

Yes... we do love our weed.

In Scotland, Glasgow specifically, people pronounce About as Aboot. The same with most "ou" sounds, they're pronounced as "oo" here. Such as Mouse (Being Moose), House being Hoose, etc.

With Canada's stereotype about it, I thought it was just a Northern thing. Guess we're on our own with it.

Well shit, I'm coming to Canda to smoke some!

I know a canadian who puts Maple Syrup on Bacon, Sausages, hell, they'd probably put it on shit and eat it. And they like hockey. And apparently everyone but them smokes pot.

does this Canadian get some sort of weird sexual thrill from putting maple syrup on me

YES

I've heard Canadians pronounce about like aboot a couple times.

I know several canadians who all say aboot.

I don't know about the rest of Canada but I say "eh" a lot.
Also, Timmmies.

what is poutine? ive heard of it a ton but still have no clue what it is

It's fries smothered in gravy and cheese curds.
fuckin' delicious.

that looks amazing

If there is Maple Syrup on everything, and Poutine is the best food ever. Do you put Maple Syrup on Poutine? (gross)

So.... I can't have all your money and your leg?

what about saying "eh?" after everything? are there Canucks that actually do that?

oh yeah that's 100% true, I do it all the time.

My theory is that it stems from the French ''hein'' (''what''), so we just add it for no reason.

Thank you for finally clearing that up, you sir made my day.

Please, have a midget gif.

Speak for yourself, no on in Ontario says eh all the time.

i say it ocasionally and im from ontario

i basically do without thinking about it

I'm half Italian so you can just imagine how i speak

"Eyy Tony, are you going to the supermarket today Eh?"

I agree we're not nice, but pray say what dictator??
We also say "Eh" a lot.
Oh and last winter, it barely snowed here (Toronto).

Dat Harper character is a real tyrant.

Yep, he's definitely screwing us over. I mean, why do we even need a solid economy, right? It's just silly

Yes, reckless spending on prisons leads to a superb economy.

Who needs safe streets? I mean seriously. We should definitely concentrate all the governments money on absolutely nothing, and make it mysteriously disappear.

building prisons does not necessarily mean more criminals incarcerated.

And don't even get me started on the Iranian embassy

The iranian embassy closure was a good idea. I honestly don't know what you can get started on.

the fact that an embassy is supposed to try an communicate with them, and NOT completely sever ties...

If Iran wanted peace, they would have it. They're the ones with a nuclear weapons that they might use on Isreal, who, btw, are our allies. So it was a good idea to close down the embassy, because it shows that we don't support the idea of war, and we do support Isreal.

Honestly, people ARE a lot nicer here than places like, say, the US.

Well we are known for having the safest cities in the world...but no, it doesn't make us collectively angels

It's funny I mention we have some of the safest cities in the world when in Montreal, we have so much Mob activity going down. Honestly, it's almost like gelato factories are set ablaze 24/7

Funny, my other comment almost exactly answers both of your points, even though it was posted beforehand.

Also, disregard Vancouver too, we hated them when they rioted.

kindness has nothing to do with your nationality, (it may sound cheesy) but true kindness comes from within. in other words-you have to be born with it.

I'm not saying Canadians are wholesome jesus-incarnates who never err. There are a ton of dicks and whatnot too, but the kinda shit that apparently goes on in people's tales are seemingly non-existant.

Saying that nationality has nothing to do with someone's kindness is hopelessly naive. One's upbringing, societal differences and other factors can lead to different personalities.

Also, Quebec doesn't count. They're assholes. Especially the Separatists.

Dude, it's even worse now that we've elected this idiot >.<
<----
God, my Facebook over flows with Separatist comments

I'm not too fond of this province

One's upbringing, societal differences and other factors affect one's views and how you act, it doesn't, however, affect if you are genuinely nice or not. im not saying people always show it, but what i am saying is their potential to be nice or not.

Does it really matter if you're "really nice" if you act nice? If one believes that he is, is the truth really important?

I'm also Canadian but there are people who do say, mostly people from places like Newfound Land where they have very heavy accents.

ohhhhh thats true. i actually didnt even think about the Newfies. i was thinking mainly about like ontario all that.
man they talk soo weirdd....

Me too!! im born and raised here and i have never heard that

i know that dipshit. im saying i have never heard anyone pronounce about as "aboot"

Same. Nova Scotian here.

When I was studying abroad, most people who heard my accent would assume I was American, with the exception of my American friends, who thought the way I said "out" and "about" was hilarious.
What I'm saying is that it's a subtle thing.

Unless we lose an important hockey game or are generally in Quebec

I far prefer having stereotypes of being overly polite and overly cold to most other countries' stereotypes.

I suppose it is good if your name is Heath

Totally Related.

Fuck yeah!

^ this

Aboot is perhaps newfie talk

Nope we don't say it In Newfoundland either haha

I agree I'm a newfie, what we mostly say is "b'y" which sounds like your saying bi as in bi sexual, it's kinda funny, and we always call objects such as cars and boats like "shes a beaut eh b'y?"

We don't hate them, we're just ashamed of them
They're that loud obnoxious cousin you never introduce.

People in the maritimes say aboot all the time.

Well to be fair, just like any joke it gets old after awhile.

Fuck man... I'm rolling down the comments page with my little brother watching the screen.

Also, where are her nipps. Her left boob is uncovered enough that it should show.

I ate them.

Tastes better than Bacon... OK, maybe not THAT good.

watch out for banhammer

SFW. No nipples. She's wearing panties. And no face. I aint worried.

who is she?

Honestly Man, Idk. I found it on an image board a while ago.

IKR. Smh -__-
Here, take this...

http: //cams.camwithher. com/exec/gallery/public/1590/0

Look more of her

I found her..... Welp... Im off to go fap. Be back in 40 minutes.... Or 5. However long I take...

post the link includinding the backslash but nothing before it.
like instead of youtube. com/cats
just do /cats

Ok, I suck at putting links.
You just have to make a reverse picture search in google.

I don't understand where there are no nipples..