It's true. You just need some motivation. 10 LAMS Lost 'Ill! NEW ABILITY UNLOCKED: '. /r dia I. I radnom. why dont gamers like to go to clubs? because grinding is really boring
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You just need some motivation

10 LAMS Lost 'Ill!
NEW ABILITY UNLOCKED: '. /r
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Submitted: 09/18/2012
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User avatar #3 - baloonwalrus (09/18/2012) [+] (7 replies)
You do, it's called a longer lifespan
User avatar #4 to #3 - tankeruber (09/18/2012) [-]
But i do not get an achivement popup, so it sucks.
User avatar #2 - chuckbillrow (09/18/2012) [+] (2 replies)
why dont gamers like to go to clubs?

because grinding is really boring
User avatar #16 - captainwow (09/18/2012) [+] (24 replies)
I don't NEED to work out. I'm an Internet Tough Guy.
User avatar #18 to #17 - captainwow (09/18/2012) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#9 - antigravitycake (09/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
you do unlock abilities. strength, stamina, sexy body, longer life, damage resistance increase, speed. and most importantly, unlocking new clothes by looking good in them.
#180 - kitchendweller (09/19/2012) [+] (7 replies)
You can gain the ability to see your feet and penis again...
#98 - Pompano (09/19/2012) [+] (3 replies)
The more I lift, the more the aliens communicate with me.
#29 - iamnotblack (09/18/2012) [+] (14 replies)
So this summer my cousins came over to spend their break at my house. Well, their mom is an overprotective cunt so they never get out, never do anything, and just basically suck. Since they're in middle school their bodies were developing and all that 						****					, so i decided to take on the task of building them into great machines of awesomeness. So upon getting to my house, I immediately noticed their borderline anorexic figures and figured this 						****					 out. I went to the game store and bought them each a copy of pokemon yellow. And i told them about Pokemon challenges, like the most famous "Nuzlocke challenge", then i told them about a New Challenge called the "Machop challenge" and that this was the challenge they'd be performing while playing these games. The rules were simple, everytime you beat a pokemon, you take the level of said pokemon, and do that number of pushups. They started with level 2's and 3's and worked their way up. If they couldn't do the pushups they had to stop playing. In the end, i had created to physically fit pokemon champions. THE END BITCHES
So this summer my cousins came over to spend their break at my house. Well, their mom is an overprotective cunt so they never get out, never do anything, and just basically suck. Since they're in middle school their bodies were developing and all that **** , so i decided to take on the task of building them into great machines of awesomeness. So upon getting to my house, I immediately noticed their borderline anorexic figures and figured this **** out. I went to the game store and bought them each a copy of pokemon yellow. And i told them about Pokemon challenges, like the most famous "Nuzlocke challenge", then i told them about a New Challenge called the "Machop challenge" and that this was the challenge they'd be performing while playing these games. The rules were simple, everytime you beat a pokemon, you take the level of said pokemon, and do that number of pushups. They started with level 2's and 3's and worked their way up. If they couldn't do the pushups they had to stop playing. In the end, i had created to physically fit pokemon champions. THE END BITCHES
#134 - mjohnsononefive (09/19/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**mjohnsononefive rolls 74**
User avatar #138 to #134 - chickenfriednegro (09/19/2012) [-]
**chickenfriednegro rolls 55** here you go bro
User avatar #263 - lezbeyan (09/19/2012) [-]
**lezbeyan rolls 66** dubs are my power!
#58 - brenton (09/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
If you're overweight, your perceived penis size will increase by approximately 1 inch for every 30 pounds you lose.

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#117 - amoussa (09/19/2012) [+] (26 replies)
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The only reason why I've gone into serious workouts and diets was purely to get laid.......and that **** has not got me anywhere. I don't enjoy it whatsoever and don't like how my daily routine on it.

I've only managed to pull chicks when I'm quite chubby/unfit/or even scruffy so in hindsight, it's easier to pull girls when you're in a more comfortable, relaxed state of mind rather than that which is intense and insecure.

my reaction folder is on the other computer so have some boobs



#128 to #122 - amoussa (09/19/2012) [-]
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three years ago, dedicated my entire summer to workout and diet because I was really fed up of being this pathetic beta boy at my uni. I would get a lot of stick from friends and family for my healthy eating regime but I still tried my best to mentally sustain myself. When second year uni came, I was hoping to impress my crush with my new found toned body but then she fell for another guy and it pained me. I would be rejected and shunned by girls for the rest of the year; all this hard work and dieting FOR NOTHING.

I started the same thing again this summer and although I've got complimented by a random girl from time to time, I would still get rejected. Now, I've stopped working out and can't be bothered with dieting. I just want a girl to like me for me, I'll only work out again once I find a girlfriend who I could reward and please with a good body.
#12 - jcllcj (09/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
It unlocks possibly the greatest feeling you would ever have in the world. I was once 400 pounds and lost 180 pounds just by changing up my lifestyle. I started walking 6 days a week then it turned into jogging. To anyone who is thinking about or trying to lose weight take my advice, stop trying to exercise just to look better to other people, exercise to make you feel better. More you exercise the more health conscious you will become and the more you will love yourself. Its about lifestyle changes not trying to impress someone
It unlocks possibly the greatest feeling you would ever have in the world. I was once 400 pounds and lost 180 pounds just by changing up my lifestyle. I started walking 6 days a week then it turned into jogging. To anyone who is thinking about or trying to lose weight take my advice, stop trying to exercise just to look better to other people, exercise to make you feel better. More you exercise the more health conscious you will become and the more you will love yourself. Its about lifestyle changes not trying to impress someone
#79 - tchpookie (09/19/2012) [+] (6 replies)
spend years training your body and mind to perfection and you might be able to:

Peak Human Conditioning: Through intense training, specialized diet, and biofeedback treatments, The Batman represented the pinnacle of human physical prowess. His physical attributes exceeded that of any Olympic level athlete that has ever competed. His strength, speed, stamina, agility, reflexes, and coordination are at the peak of human potential. Batman began his physical and mental conditioning when he was 11 and then intense physical training and weight lifting at age 12. He had mastered full body control by the time he was 18. Wayne abstains entirely from drinking alcohol, though he presented Bruce Wayne, his alter ego, as a borderline alcoholic (he created this illusion by drinking ginger ale and pretending it was champagne). Batman's refusal to drink was directly linked to keeping his body in its absolute best. Bruce Wayne, since the age of 15, has created a strict diet to enable his body to develop and operate at its most proficient, along with biofeedback treatments (using portable/non portable machines to stimulate muscles to contraction). Batman has performed amazing physical feats due to his superior physique. He engaged in an intensive regular regimen of rigorous exercise (including aerobics, weight lifting, gymnastics, and simulated combat) to keep himself in peak condition, and has often defeated opponents whose size, strength, or other powers greatly exceeded his own. He has spent his entire life in pursuit of physical perfection and has attained it through constant intensive training and determination.
Peak Human Strength: He can break steel chains and cuffs, support a ceiling that weighed over 1000lbs, bent steel metal bars with his hands. Batman even punched a SWAT officer through a brick wall. He utilizes his strength/power so effectively, that a near-meta such as Deathstroke comments that Batman "hits harder than most beings with superhuman strength."
#55 - zomgodness (09/18/2012) [-]
But you do...
#207 - grimmwaters ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
New ability unlocked:   
   
Legs like noodles
New ability unlocked:

Legs like noodles
User avatar #42 - mrhazzy (09/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
My name is Harry
My birthday is 22/05/1992
I am Level 20.
User avatar #44 to #42 - jalthelas (09/18/2012) [-]
This is the only game I don't want to be max level in.
#197 - boges (09/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Level up? Grats, you can run x miles more than you could last week. You can lift x pounds more than you could a month ago. You can bike faster than you could when summer started.

It's all about perspective, just think it's Oblivion: the skills that get better are the ones that you exercise.
User avatar #203 to #197 - rellergert (09/19/2012) [-]
Well, yeah, but I want to "level up" in steps, not gradually. Like, one day I'm lifting and suddenly BAM I can now curl 50lbs instead of 40lbs, I'm 15 pounds of muscle heavier, and my magika went up 10 points.
#73 - drmrniceguy ONLINE (09/19/2012) [-]
Make working out an RPG? That would be absolutely sick.
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