It's true

You do, it's called a longer lifespan

why dont gamers like to go to clubs?

because grinding is really boring

I don't NEED to work out. I'm an Internet Tough Guy.

you do unlock abilities. strength, stamina, sexy body, longer life, damage resistance increase, speed. and most importantly, unlocking new clothes by looking good in them.

**ninootendoo rolled a random image posted in comment #188 at Popular ** why i work out

You can gain the ability to see your feet and penis again...

The more I lift, the more the aliens communicate with me.

So this summer my cousins came over to spend their break at my house. Well, their mom is an overprotective cunt so they never get out, never do anything, and just basically suck. Since they're in middle school their bodies were developing and all that shit, so i decided to take on the task of building them into great machines of awesomeness. So upon getting to my house, I immediately noticed their borderline anorexic figures and figured this shit out. I went to the game store and bought them each a copy of pokemon yellow. And i told them about Pokemon challenges, like the most famous "Nuzlocke challenge", then i told them about a New Challenge called the "Machop challenge" and that this was the challenge they'd be performing while playing these games. The rules were simple, everytime you beat a pokemon, you take the level of said pokemon, and do that number of pushups. They started with level 2's and 3's and worked their way up. If they couldn't do the pushups they had to stop playing. In the end, i had created to physically fit pokemon champions. THE END BITCHES

**lezbeyan rolls 66** dubs are my power!

If you're overweight, your perceived penis size will increase by approximately 1 inch for every 30 pounds you lose.

www.betterbodyjournal.com/fitness-exercises/will-weight-loss-and-exercise-make-your-penis-bigger

**doctorlean rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Ty lee is pink **
What I intercourse

It unlocks possibly the greatest feeling you would ever have in the world. I was once 400 pounds and lost 180 pounds just by changing up my lifestyle. I started walking 6 days a week then it turned into jogging. To anyone who is thinking about or trying to lose weight take my advice, stop trying to exercise just to look better to other people, exercise to make you feel better. More you exercise the more health conscious you will become and the more you will love yourself. Its about lifestyle changes not trying to impress someone

spend years training your body and mind to perfection and you might be able to:

Peak Human Conditioning: Through intense training, specialized diet, and biofeedback treatments, The Batman represented the pinnacle of human physical prowess. His physical attributes exceeded that of any Olympic level athlete that has ever competed. His strength, speed, stamina, agility, reflexes, and coordination are at the peak of human potential. Batman began his physical and mental conditioning when he was 11 and then intense physical training and weight lifting at age 12. He had mastered full body control by the time he was 18. Wayne abstains entirely from drinking alcohol, though he presented Bruce Wayne, his alter ego, as a borderline alcoholic (he created this illusion by drinking ginger ale and pretending it was champagne). Batman's refusal to drink was directly linked to keeping his body in its absolute best. Bruce Wayne, since the age of 15, has created a strict diet to enable his body to develop and operate at its most proficient, along with biofeedback treatments (using portable/non portable machines to stimulate muscles to contraction). Batman has performed amazing physical feats due to his superior physique. He engaged in an intensive regular regimen of rigorous exercise (including aerobics, weight lifting, gymnastics, and simulated combat) to keep himself in peak condition, and has often defeated opponents whose size, strength, or other powers greatly exceeded his own. He has spent his entire life in pursuit of physical perfection and has attained it through constant intensive training and determination.
Peak Human Strength: He can break steel chains and cuffs, support a ceiling that weighed over 1000lbs, bent steel metal bars with his hands. Batman even punched a SWAT officer through a brick wall. He utilizes his strength/power so effectively, that a near-meta such as Deathstroke comments that Batman "hits harder than most beings with superhuman strength."

But you do...

New ability unlocked:

Legs like noodles

Level up? Grats, you can run x miles more than you could last week. You can lift x pounds more than you could a month ago. You can bike faster than you could when summer started.

It's all about perspective, just think it's Oblivion: the skills that get better are the ones that you exercise.

**drdisrespect rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at just look at the comments ** what i fucked

So Charisma, Endurance, being healthy aren't new abilities.... think of them as buffs. Good enough?

Make working out an RPG? That would be absolutely sick.