nothing to see here. seriously NOTHING TO SEE!.. I was suspicious aswell until he said wood chippings, you gotta learn to listen lou Nothing to see here Seriously suspicious as fuck bodies dead strapped back of car
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#36 - blynx
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(09/18/2012) [-]
I was suspicious aswell until he said wood chippings, you gotta learn to listen lou
I was suspicious aswell until he said wood chippings, you gotta learn to listen lou
#50 to #36 - jalthelas
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(09/18/2012) [-]
Uh... Chief?
User avatar #49 to #36 - kingofhazard
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(09/18/2012) [-]
I hate to correct you, and I know i will get thumbed down for being some type of faggot, but in the film fat tony says 'yard trimmings' not wood chippings.
User avatar #12 - whtkid
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Alright FunnyJunk, you just murdered a 20 lbs, 6ft tall male with a pair of scissors, and you only have 3 hours to get rid of the body. What do you do?
User avatar #16 to #12 - whtkid
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Meant to say 200lbs
User avatar #30 to #12 - lolzponies
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bodies 55 gallon drum of mountan dew
duck tape shut with 40 lbs of duck tape
kick in ocean
User avatar #42 to #12 - MuffinMerc
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Pull out the teeth and cut up the body into seperate pieces. Next to feed the body parts to pigs.

They go through bone like butter.
User avatar #60 to #12 - Hreidmar
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Oh, now this question takes me back...

I'd just do it in Russia. Mug the guy later, sell any jewelry, etc. That should be enough or almost enough to bribe some corrupt cop... so any cop in Russia... to handle the matter for me. Buy him some vodka later. Problem solved.
User avatar #91 to #12 - garentei
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Take him to the bathtub, dismember him with a saw while the bathtub drains the blood, put in a box pieces of the dismembered body parts and mail them to the police.
User avatar #98 to #12 - JuliusC
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drive to woods, cut a lot of hedgewood, burn body in hedgewood pyre, grind down bones to powder, mix with ashes, dump in river theyllneverknow.jpg
#38 to #12 - jakeattack
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well i would use some LYE to disintegrate the body then i would LIE to create an alibi
User avatar #25 to #12 - viscerys
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That depends. Is this before or after dinnertime?
User avatar #26 to #25 - whtkid
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yummy
#34 to #12 - swiftykidd **User deleted account**
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User avatar #53 to #12 - sommerli
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Turn off
Unplug
Plug in
Turn on
User avatar #45 to #12 - thenewnuggubler
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drain blood, mixed with bleach, chop up the body, ragged, large chunks, find various dead deer on the side of the road, discreetly put body bits into dead deer's body cavity, try and spread it around in multiple deer, wait for road kill disposal crews to get rid of the deer for you
#75 to #45 - realism
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But now you scare me.
#77 to #75 - thenewnuggubler
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i often spend my free time thinking of ways to dispose of bodies.
#32 to #12 - miilkbone
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I'd just stab the ******, take his mints and then put him on a chair near a porch with a sign on his head which says "Do not disturb, I are in hibernation mode"
I'd just stab the ******, take his mints and then put him on a chair near a porch with a sign on his head which says "Do not disturb, I are in hibernation mode"
#46 to #12 - hazardousfool
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I'd dig it's feet on someone's front yard then paint it black,it weighs 20lbs and it's 6ft tall, it could be easily mistaken for a pole,right?
I'd dig it's feet on someone's front yard then paint it black,it weighs 20lbs and it's 6ft tall, it could be easily mistaken for a pole,right?
User avatar #47 to #46 - whtkid
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i corrected myself i meant to say 200lbs
User avatar #24 to #12 - Silver Quantum
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i would bury him in your yard and then call the cops
User avatar #27 to #24 - whtkid
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but where's my lawn??
User avatar #29 to #27 - Silver Quantum
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I'm sure the cops will find it
#21 to #12 - AerranLake
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hydrochloric acid... bitchh
User avatar #41 to #12 - cortanix
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Eat it.
User avatar #14 to #12 - beyondwolf
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A 20 lb 6ft tall? How the ****?
User avatar #15 to #14 - whtkid
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200* sorry, i is retard
User avatar #17 to #15 - beyondwolf
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Ok. Now we're in business. I would masturbate.
User avatar #18 to #17 - whtkid
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-_-
#55 to #18 - anon id: 5f01f6a8
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D: This guy is actually disappointed and looking for real solutions to body disposal. =\
User avatar #61 to #55 - whtkid
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yep
User avatar #19 to #18 - onefifthcooler
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Is it winter or summer? I would approach this very differently depending on when it it and where I am.
User avatar #20 to #19 - whtkid
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Let's go with summer, no snow bodies :p
User avatar #23 to #20 - onefifthcooler
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there's a hydro dam nearby my house without any fence around it and it has a strong undertow, that'll keep him underwater for awhile.
User avatar #28 to #23 - whtkid
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thats.. actually pretty cool.
#40 to #12 - TurkeyCupcake
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Stop ******* the scissor wounds and figure out where to hide it for further fornication
Stop ******* the scissor wounds and figure out where to hide it for further fornication
User avatar #95 to #12 - crackertron
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(09/19/2012) [-]
eat him
User avatar #68 to #12 - mandatorytrolling
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(09/19/2012) [-]
Find a pig farm near by.
User avatar #62 to #12 - gryx
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(09/18/2012) [-]
neatly pack it over my sister in law's ceiling fan
#81 to #12 - seniorpokeman
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(09/19/2012) [-]
>point Tivo remote at him
>press rewind
>watch scissors stab into him repeatedly, healing the wounds with every stab
>HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
>press fast forward, watching the floating scissors kill him
>press rewind again
>repeat process for three hours
>he's still dead
>get caught
>in prison with destroyed cinnamon hole
>mfw
User avatar #108 to #81 - shfiftyfive
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wut am i looking at?
User avatar #109 to #108 - seniorpokeman
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bronies
User avatar #110 to #109 - seniorpokeman
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the picture, i mean
User avatar #51 to #12 - samansa
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Oh I just take it by the local pig farmer. Those little hogs eat just about everything except the teeth!
User avatar #64 to #12 - Prada
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masturbate
#33 to #12 - whereisnsfw
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I'd need some paper - like toilet paper or tissues and some kind of liquid oily substance, like baby oil.
User avatar #57 to #12 - richardw
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(09/18/2012) [-]
drive him around california with sunglasses on and have him wavin at people
User avatar #37 to #12 - accdodson
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(09/18/2012) [-]
Drain the bodily fluids, mix them with bleach, pour them down the bathtub drain. grind the bones and flesh together, mix that with bleach, and bury the sludge.
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User avatar #52 - yunablade
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(09/18/2012) [-]
1.- Buy 2 female manequins
2.- Wrap them on plastic
3.- Spill fake blood on them
4.- Tie one to the roof one to the back door of your car (White vans are recommended)
5.- Dress up with glasses, fake blood, messy hair and a white coat.
6.- Dirve around at night laughting like a maniac
7.- Scare the **** out of everyone
User avatar #82 to #52 - seniorpokeman
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8. get arrested
9. get molested by cell mate
User avatar #101 to #82 - yunablade
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(09/19/2012) [-]
For an innocent Halloween joke?
User avatar #104 to #101 - seniorpokeman
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Confusing people into thinking you murdered someone and causing a panic is a crime. It's the same principle as screaming "Everyone get out of here! There's a fire!" in a crowded movie theater.
User avatar #72 to #52 - holycrapimacupcake
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I will do this.
#73 to #52 - theduckmon
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reminded me of this guy
#8 - sandubadear
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#11 to #8 - insanepyromania
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#66 - vukzgbl
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#54 - brothergrimm
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User avatar #48 - CaptainObviious
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I'll try this on halloween, odd are though I might get pulled over. IDGF
#74 to #48 - acupfullofnope
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"I don't give ****"
#78 to #74 - smokeymouse
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USA- united states america..
#1 - analsurgery
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#76 - flukeJr
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Fine, then i'll shove my "yard trimmings" into a car compactor.
#79 to #76 - goobdol
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Sir, why are your "yard trimmings" bleeding?
#86 to #79 - puggles
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#103 to #86 - rustyspunktube
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#93 to #86 - deadmuerto
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#94 to #93 - deadmuerto
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#107 - garbleflab
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Don't be silly officer, those are just my "yard trimmings."