Scumbag Amateur Guitar Player

I still enjoy when people play wonderwall since it's a good song

you misspelled "Smoke on water"

I hate it when I walk out of a building on my college campus and all I fucking see are amateur guitar players sitting around with their fucking acoustics playing the same 3 fucking songs over and over again.

Not to mention all the dumb bimbos surrounding them going 'Oh he's so talented and his music touches me in my most secret places". Fuck you, you stupid cunts.

Now I don't hate people who play music, I wish I had that talent myself. What I hate are the dbags mentioned in this post.

tl;dr - Fuck douchebags.

I hate these people. There's this one kid in my school who always sits in the hallway and plays the same three chords.
Just three chords.
Fucking hipsters.

>Pick up guitar
>Learn a single progression of 3 chords
>Play in random order
>Get women

MFW everyone does that and I'm the one bassist in the corner

LET ME PLAY YOU THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE
jk. Smoke On The Water.

"play that same song" "Ok here we go!"

>Be me
>Be currently in High School Acapella (elite) Choir
>Senior
>Not gay
>2 underclassmen know how to play the piano
>2 songs:
>"Who do you think you are"
>"Nevermind ill find someone like you"
>Spam these fucking songs every class
>Fury builds
>MFW they ask if they can play a song nowadays

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Also this

I know this kid that can play Smells Like Teen Spirit. I ask him to play another Nirvana song and he can't name any other ones.

"I just practiced my guitar in private then realized it was pointless because no one was watching."

do do doo doo dododo dodo doo doo doodoo

and stairway to heaven

I'm going to play a bass solo

E,E,E,E,E,E,E,E,E,E,E,E

Faggots that walk around the campus with a nice acoustic and only know how to play Blink 182 / GreenDay and they try to impress girls while IN CLASS.
(not that they are terrible bands)
Makes me want rip their guitar from their poser hands and rape their guitar with some fairly complex music.
If you've had this done to you, you know how it feels.

GOD DAMMIT. I WANNA TAKE THOSE FUCKERS' GUITARS AND SMASH THEM AGAINST THEIR GOD DAMN FACE. But you know, I kinda like Wonderwall...

mfw his shitty rendition of "wonderwall" gets him laid while I, as an accomplished guitarist with years of experience get precisely zero pussy because I'm not a smug, arrogant douchebag about it...