An oxygen theif. . I want to England and they spake American??? Why in min? Ilia they cape's nut NM names like amm 3" -ark Er. -'1' r' Ilaugh. the s:!. aua. '&. That once happened to me. I'm British by the way if you haven't already guessed. > be 12. on holiday visiting family in Canada and US > in Buffalo NY > An oxygen theif I want to England and they spake American??? Why in min? Ilia cape's nut NM names like amm 3" -ark Er -'1' r' Ilaugh the s:! aua '& That once happened me I'm British by way if you haven't already guessed > be 12 on holiday visiting family Canada US Buffalo NY
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#14 - Rellikthebrit
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That once happened to me. I'm British by the way if you haven't already guessed.   
> be 12. on holiday visiting family in Canada and US    
>  in Buffalo NY    
> been out for a posh meal   
>end of meal I say thank you to the waitress.   
> waitress :- "I love your accent where are you from"   
>dad :- "thank you; we're from the uk"   
>waitress:- " wow you speak English very well considering it;s not your first language"   
>without missing a beat dad replies "I made the whole family learn it so we don't sound ignorant or stupid when in america"   
>MFW
That once happened to me. I'm British by the way if you haven't already guessed.
> be 12. on holiday visiting family in Canada and US
> in Buffalo NY
> been out for a posh meal
>end of meal I say thank you to the waitress.
> waitress :- "I love your accent where are you from"
>dad :- "thank you; we're from the uk"
>waitress:- " wow you speak English very well considering it;s not your first language"
>without missing a beat dad replies "I made the whole family learn it so we don't sound ignorant or stupid when in america"
>MFW
#188 to #14 - jackbrook
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your dad is a professional.
User avatar #26 to #14 - SebyMeister
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Awesome dad you have
User avatar #31 to #14 - alfjnn
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Buffalo gives New York a bad name.

It's essentially a City full of Urban Rednecks.

Trust me bro.
It's ****.
#34 to #31 - TheAnonymousRebel **User deleted account**
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#35 to #34 - alfjnn
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Ohgawdwhut.

Jim Carry is a Magnificent Canadian Bastard.
#36 to #35 - TheAnonymousRebel **User deleted account**
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#153 - sundip
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>Be a britfag visiting family in baltimore
>Go to a bar with my brother, and some kid instantly notices my accent (I have no clue why a kid was there)
>Kid asks about my accent
>Decide to **** about a little, and tell him I'm Russian
>He runs back to his parents who are across the bar and points them to me
>People come up to me asking me questions about Russians politics which I have no ******* clue about
>Have to speak in Russian accent for the rest of the night
>Some guy offered to buy me a few shots of vodka as well
>That was the night I became Russian.
#156 to #153 - superowned
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**superowned rolls 466** Seems legit
User avatar #172 to #153 - lolfire
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Did you also have a beard and hit some guy over the head ?
I'm pretty sure a load of pissed of teenagers from America are looking for you..
User avatar #195 to #172 - SergeantPWN
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You read it too. Hahahaha
#163 to #153 - beerholder
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>I did something like this in a village.
>peasants welcoming folk, but drunk as **** and totally oblivious
>decide to act and speak german, have a buddy to translate for me
>rednecks have me test all the beers to provide legit insight on brew quality
>girls hit on me to get the german guy
>i can only understand about a dozen german words, all my conversations were bits Rammstein lyrics
>they never found out, probably I have a statue there
#52 - dafunkad
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>go the us
>go to bar with some random people and a few friends
>talk to a chick
>she says she likes my accent
>i say i like hers too
>she replied "i don't have an accent"

erf....
#40 - lastsamurai
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(09/17/2012) [-]
YES BECAUSE YAHOO IS AS LEGiT AS IPHONE MESSAGES.
#55 - iggypiggy
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(09/17/2012) [-]
Why do obvious trolls end up on the front page   
it's ******* sad
Why do obvious trolls end up on the front page
it's ******* sad
#80 to #55 - bigmanblue
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(09/17/2012) [-]
because there are people like that in the world and its getting hard to tell with this sort of trolling
#5 - dominikq
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(09/17/2012) [-]
MFW
#45 - indigobob
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(09/17/2012) [-]
He's a troll. A fairly obvious one, too.
Seriously, how did this **** get 500+ thumbs?
User avatar #64 to #45 - AvatarAirBender
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Holy **** people.

Who the **** cares?

Its most likely not even his picture. So he found a FUNNY picture and put it on FUNNY junk.

STOP BITCHING ALL THE ******* TIME
#95 - innovamania
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#30 - callofvikings
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This has been reposted so many times it's losing pixel quality.
User avatar #13 - BerryLicious
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Sadly, I've actually met Americans like this. I know people say all Americans are stupid, but mostly, that's not the case. Sadly, the thick cunts who genuinely believe this kind of crap give everyone a bad name.
#18 to #13 - anon id: 456e4a0e
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America in a nutshell, From an American; "BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGALARGALARGALARG, Oh, And Hi. Also **** you."
User avatar #15 to #13 - Rellikthebrit
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yeah but it's always the retarded people that give the country the reputation. George Bush and mick romney in the us and one direction and pretty much every other politician in the UK.
User avatar #16 to #15 - BerryLicious
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Like the chavs over here in England. There are some proper Brits still about, but we're being overrun.
And our Govt is crap too.
User avatar #17 to #16 - Rellikthebrit
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yeah I live in the country so avoid most chavs.
#48 to #15 - themanwhoknocks
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And we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Romney...