WTF Moses

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Translation.

I like this. You get the highest of fives (like a high five you see?), followed by the lowest of fives. THEN you get the greatest of tens before I walk away into the sunset.

i understood this well enough, just fix your grammar.

goddammit boner

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No no no no
It goes like this:

"Moses

Wat are u doing?

Moses

Stahp"

See? 4 lines.
And no "pls"

Gomen.

Won't happen again

Kawaii :D

Dat face...

Ah, I see FJ doesn't enjoy "face of mercy", "nobody was spared", or "their screams only fueled my erection" anymore.

Good to know, for future reference.

Better.

Exactly, she looks like crap now but in The Mask she was gorgeous, I don't know what the fuck happened there. MFW She got ugly.

almost as sad as what happened to Lindsay Lohan after Mean Girls, I loved redheads and she was just beyond attractive to me, then she just went downhill and gradually picked up crappy roles in C and D list movies. I'll admit I jumped to see when she did her playboy shoot but I was immediately pissed, they shopped of her freckles and she did yet another Marilyn shoot. I was like "Stop trying to emulate Marilyn! You're your own thing, you don't have to be her, be Lindsay Lohan dammit!" and they shopped away her freckles, so no red hair, no freckles, just ruined it for me.

Yeah, she's yet another unfortunate loss.

she has a nude scene in machete. still has he freckles and everything, and looks hot as hell

yeah, I read that she used stunt nipples though, there's a special hell reserved for whoever said "you could always wear stunt nipples!", either way, it's the blond that kills me on her, she is not meant ti be a blond

i agree, she looks kinda dumb with blonde hair. i prefer her with red hair, one of the few red heads i ever found hot. also, wtf is the point of a stunt nipple? like, why were they invented in the first place?

apparently 9 times outta 10 they look just like their real nipples but by having them on the actress feels "less nude" and is more comfortable

that has to be the most retarded thing ive ever heard in my life...
mfw i see stunt nipples

I concur

She wore things underneath her outfits in the movie to accentuate her curves and increase here overall sex appeal.
I prefer to think shes Mask hot all of the time, and ignore real photos of her lol