TouYoob. Moment of silence for all the sterile men with "children.". did you know even sterile aguy can still have a kid? My friends daughters dad was
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Moment of silence for all the sterile men with "children."

did you know even sterile aguy can still have a kid? My
friends daughters dad was told he was sterile and look there a little one year
old running around now lol
meow E months ago 2 h
here' s a story from the internet:
An elderly man tells his doctor he got his young wife pregnant and the doctor
replies: ''I knew a hunter. One day he accidentally grabbed his umbrella
instead of his gun. He was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear
appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella and squeezed the handle.
The bear dropped dead!"
That' s impossible! Someone else must have shot the bear." said the old man
That' s kind of what I' m getting at___"
perfect in reply to mebeon E months. ago h
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Submitted: 09/16/2012
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#6 - rasputinsbeard has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #7 to #6 - Zeigh (09/17/2012) [-]
It says nothing about age, the man is fucking STERILE.
#15 - anonymous (09/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>friend's daughter's dad

Genius.
User avatar #1 - TheHaloGuy (09/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
"my friends daughters dad" Why didn't he just say "my friends husband/boyfriend" ?
User avatar #3 to #2 - TheHaloGuy (09/17/2012) [-]
Good point, but could still have said "My friends ex"
#32 - oliphan (09/17/2012) [-]
Sciencefag here. Just so y'all know, if you have had a vasectomy the tubes can actually heal up and reconnect after a long time. So even though you may have been "sterilized" you may still become capable of reproduction again.

Although yes, in most cases, it was someone else who "shot the bear".
User avatar #18 - krizz (09/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
friend's daughter's dad
>friend
+1
#17 - lonemercenary **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #34 - thatoneidiot (09/17/2012) [-]
Actually it was Hagrid
User avatar #22 - alphawolffifteen (09/17/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Friend's daughter's dad....
2 things could have happened...
>Friend was the wife, however he could have just said my friends husband...
>Husband, however he didn't have to say any of that...
wut
#20 - Cainamogel (09/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Sperm count is one of the simplest factors to predict a person’s ability to conceive. Simply put, the ability of a couple to conceive is dependent on the probability of a sperm to attach to an egg. Thus, the more sperm cells that surround the egg cell, the better chance there is to conceive. There is a critical level of sperm concentration to represent male fertility or infertility conditions. If a sperm concentration level is greater than 20 million per milliliter, then the man is considered fertile. A normal concentration contains as many as 500 million per go.
User avatar #29 to #20 - flobberbuckett (09/17/2012) [-]
Yes, but the joke was about an infertile guy, not a guy with a low sperm count.
#10 - frutus (09/17/2012) [-]
Ignorance is bliss, huh?
#8 - skuzze (09/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If the guy is happy being ignorant....
User avatar #4 - akinto (09/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Well this could actually happen if the doctor told the dad that he was virtually sterile and almost no chance of having children, the only way to be a 100% sure that you're sterile is to have a vasectomy
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