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Condoms
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happens to me all the time
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My girlfriend invited me to her house where I
found her sister alone. So I sat their waiting
for my girlfriend while her unbelievably sexy
sister was sitting their with me. A few
moments go by, then she comes up next to
me, and whispers in my ear 'we should have
sex before my sister comes home', I
immediately got up and turned around to
walk to my car. I found my girlfriend
standing by the door, at which point she
hugged me and said 'you' won my trust'.
Moral of the story, always keep your
condoms in your car
Karl Clements
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Photo (I an Check In
My girlfriend invited me to her house where I
found her sister alone. So I sat their waiting
for my girlfriend while her unbelievably sexy
sister was sitting their with me. A few
moments go by, then she comes up next to
me, and whispers in my ear 'we should have
sex before my sister comes home', I
immediately got up and turned around to
walk to my car. I found my girlfriend
standing by the door, at which point she
hugged me and said 'you' won my trust'.
Moral of the story, always keep your
condoms in your car
Karl Clements
Unlike * Comment
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thefappingturtle (09/16/2012) [+]
(8 replies)
**thefappingturtle rolled a random image posted in comment #1032566 at FJ Pony Thread 14 **
Terribly rewritten version of an old ass joke that was a bit longer than this.
there are way too many versions of this story out there....and they all end up here.
#41
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plokijuhygt (09/17/2012) [-]
Last time I heard that one I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur.
OP's face when
OP's face when
This is from some old condom commercial. Karl Clements is a dirty liar.
#88
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FoxFatal (09/17/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Wow, what a completely original joke that nobody here has ever heard before. #obvious sarcasm.
#81
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roflstiltskins (09/17/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
I've seen this joke so many times it makes me want to punch dead niggers in the face
#19
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tobistrigoivii (09/17/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
**tobistrigoivii rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at Bullshit Microsoft ** If anyone was curious, here's what the hot sister looked like.
#42
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iamthegamester (09/17/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
Happened to me once, i told my girlfriend "Get the fuck out of the way, I'm going to fuck your sister"
#44
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N. Korean citizen (09/17/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
Moral of the story is, steal a joke thats a few years old so people think you're a genious
#26
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helenwheels (09/17/2012) [-]
I like how he quotes this to himself when the joke it self is older than the web.
#39
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Deathfyre (09/17/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5xV6accOYk link to the commercial this is ripping off