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The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. She simply answered: "I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams."
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."
However, the correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner against the bus stop, then drive off with the old friend for some beers.
Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to "Think Outside of the Box."
However, the correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner against the bus stop, then drive off with the old friend for some beers.
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blacktothefuture ONLINE (09/17/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
>No such things a me having friends
>As if my perfect partner is real
Take the old lady.
>As if my perfect partner is real
Take the old lady.
the answer to the 3 people at the bus stop is as follows: you give the keys to your friend and ask him to drive the old lady to the hospital, you then spend the rest of the day geting to know your new partner
i did not see the answer up there if it is just tell me
i did not see the answer up there if it is just tell me
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cuntmaker (09/17/2012) [-]
answer to question:
-give your bro the car
-tell him or her to bring the ol' lady to the hospital to save her
-then stay with the girl of youre dreams
-give your bro the car
-tell him or her to bring the ol' lady to the hospital to save her
-then stay with the girl of youre dreams
Simples. Throw the car keys to my buddy. Ask him to drive the old lady to the hospital while I chill at the bus stop with the girl.
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feffog (09/17/2012) [-]
awnser to question
>tell friend youre going to save womans life, say it loud enough for woman to hear
>friend is bro and wingmans you while you save lady, and he tells perfect partner about other non-exsistant heroic acts youve performed
>enjoy drinks at bar with friend
>bada bing bada boom you got closer to a friend, got a hot chicks number and saved a womans life,
>tell friend youre going to save womans life, say it loud enough for woman to hear
>friend is bro and wingmans you while you save lady, and he tells perfect partner about other non-exsistant heroic acts youve performed
>enjoy drinks at bar with friend
>bada bing bada boom you got closer to a friend, got a hot chicks number and saved a womans life,
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N. Korean citizen (09/16/2012) [-]
OP, why did you think a comp. of random reposts was a good idea? Why?
take the friend. the old lady will die anyway. the partner of your dreams probably wouldn't fuck you anyway. friends are nice...
Easy, take your friend in the passenger seat and have the chick sit on your lap. Screw the old lady, she's gonna die in a few years anyways.
for the choice at the bus stop thing, there would only be two people at the bus stop in my case. the old lady and an old friend who saved my life and is my ideal lover. i would pick my friend/partner because the old lady is about to die anyway
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helter ONLINE (09/17/2012) [-]
Actually it's a lot healthier to sleep in a cooled room, and it doesn't affect dreams as much as body temperature. In fact, you're more likely to have a nightmare, or a fever dream, if the room is hot.
random fact 787 is bullshit.
I sleep with my window open through out the whole year, and I live in Norway.
it gets freaking cold in the winter, but it makes me sleep like a puppy.
I sleep with my window open through out the whole year, and I live in Norway.
it gets freaking cold in the winter, but it makes me sleep like a puppy.