Halloween costume. true story.. "Halloween: An excuse for Women to dress like whores." Never got this myself. Sure you will get laid but who wants to date someone who shows all the g kit kat
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Submitted: 09/16/2012
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#9 - infamoustrapper (09/16/2012) [+] (28 replies)
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User avatar #4 - silasdg (09/16/2012) [+] (5 replies)
"Halloween: An excuse for Women to dress like whores."


Never got this myself. Sure you will get laid but who wants to date someone who shows all the goods off to everyone? I want that **** to myself not for Marshall, Barney and Lilly down the street.

I prefer a girl who is creative in the real world and a whore while in the bedroom just for me.

But kids that's just part of the story behind How I Met Your Mother.


#80 - flingwing (09/16/2012) [+] (15 replies)
>be me
>be be 14
>too old for trick or treating but **** it
>invite bunch of friends to go get candy from strangers
>all excited, don costume and get my special pillow case for retrieving the candies
>meet up with group of females
>sluts. slut everywhere
>be me.
>be dressed as slenderman (slenderwoman?) surrounded by friends whom i had respect for but are now flaunting their bottoms and breastses about and flirting with boys
>wearing black suit with wire tentacles in the air attached to my back by a harness
>took legitimate time, effort and artistic skill to create
>get completely overshadowed by whores in store-bought costumes
>instead of participating in social time and ass grabbing i got my pounds and pounds of candy aswell as hid in the darness and hovered near small children
>i am slenderman
>mfw

>also mfw le fahnny meh-meh arrows
#35 - mytrakytra (09/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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I always end up thinking the best costumes at the last minute.
#41 to #36 - mytrakytra (09/16/2012) [-]
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Why does life tease us so?
#8 - felixml (09/16/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Yea....this one does not help...
#64 - mishappp (09/16/2012) [-]
Are there any ugly female vampires or super heroes in movies?
Are there any ugly female vampires or super heroes in movies?
#70 - confetti (09/16/2012) [-]
I want to see    
<- This guy   
Go around badgering trick-or-treaters.
I want to see
<- This guy
Go around badgering trick-or-treaters.
#16 - Einkuh (09/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**Einkuh rolled a random image posted in comment #68 at twilight's message ** mfw halloween
User avatar #17 to #16 - Nullifier (09/16/2012) [-]
nightmare night*
#337 - imagnetsux (09/17/2012) [+] (4 replies)
**imagnetsux rolled a random image posted in comment #46 at OOO SNAP! ** my costume
#152 - xxpartypoisonxx (09/17/2012) [-]
&gt;Me, wanting to go as Alice for halloween with boyfriend (He's going as Mad Hatter)   
&gt;Looking for costume, all that comes up is whore-wear   
&gt;I don't want my ass showing or tits hanging out, so I decide to make own costume.   
&gt;Friend helps me make tutu dress w/ Alice dress colors   
&gt;Already have tights and flats, also made boyfriend's costume (Had a top hat from a while ago)   
&gt;Costumes all made, look 						*******					 fabulous.   
&gt;MFW he hasn't seen them and I'm excited as 						****					 for halloween   
   
   
I don't think anoyone's gonna give a 						****					, but I'm looking forward to it.
>Me, wanting to go as Alice for halloween with boyfriend (He's going as Mad Hatter)
>Looking for costume, all that comes up is whore-wear
>I don't want my ass showing or tits hanging out, so I decide to make own costume.
>Friend helps me make tutu dress w/ Alice dress colors
>Already have tights and flats, also made boyfriend's costume (Had a top hat from a while ago)
>Costumes all made, look ******* fabulous.
>MFW he hasn't seen them and I'm excited as **** for halloween


I don't think anoyone's gonna give a **** , but I'm looking forward to it.
#71 - vegetatheprince (09/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
mfw its gonna be my first Halloween at college
mfw its gonna be my first Halloween at college
#451 - novabird ONLINE (09/17/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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**novabird rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at mice ** my costume, the more messed up the better!
#201 - ironstrike (09/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Halloween is just an excuse for guys to dress like faggots, and for woman to dress like complete whores.

- hope it's around 'till I die.
#357 - slatersniper (09/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
<---My home made Scarecrow mask for Halloween this year.
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User avatar #54 - vikingfaen (09/16/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I don't get it... Someone please explain...
User avatar #56 to #54 - AkatsukiNekoJr (09/16/2012) [-]
Now days its like every girl's costume is just pretty much the slut version of the guy's.
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#146 - sexypandas (09/17/2012) [+] (5 replies)
MFW I´m a girl and I´m going as Edward Scissohands.
MFW I´m a girl and I´m going as Edward Scissohands.
#26 - myrtille (09/16/2012) [+] (15 replies)
Am I the only one who couldn't wait to wear skimpy Halloween costumes whenever I was a little girl...?
wanted to be this one year but didn't order it in time.
User avatar #28 to #26 - Sinless (09/16/2012) [-]
No, I'm sure there were other sluts who started as young as you
#613 - Hurrrdurrr (09/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**Hurrrdurrr rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at Steve! ** My costume
#94 - fuckyeahpidgey (09/16/2012) [-]
It must suck to be the gender that gets that oversexualized.

Thank balls I'm not woman.
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