excellent gif sir

Yes, he literally almost shat himself
Are you fucking retarded?
I don't even care if this post is old, i saw it in someones favorites and saw your idiotic comment.

Do you know what nearly means?

There's figurative "shitting thyself"
And literal "shitting thyself"


Figurative "shitting thyself" means you didn't really shit yourself.

Literal "shitty thyself" means you almost did shit yourself.
And that I nearly did, sir.

Yes, he ACTUALLY almost shat himself

"nearly shat myself, literally" means that he didn't just laugh insainly hard and use shitting yourself as an example of how hard he laughed. He actually nearly had fecal matter come out of his anus.

Funny.
I did actually do it.
I said I NEARLY shat myself.
And I DID nearly shit myself.

I love how this entire thread is just two people arguing over whether or not one of them actually shat themselves or not

did you take a extra shot of retard in your idiot juice this morning?

You can literally almost do something. Your gif is your reaction to logic.
I literally almost shat myself.
That doesn't sound so bad, now does it?
He genuinely almost shat himself.

Well excuuuse me for clarifying

GAH.

In most circumstances, when a person says "I nearly shat myself laughing" they didn't nearly shit themselves, they just laughed really hard. There was no poop present and there was no imminent bowel evacuation.

When I said "I nearly shat myself laughing" I almost DID shit myself. There was shit present in my colon and it nearly ejected from my pooper.

Therefore, I LITERALLY almost shat myself, as opposed to FIGURATIVELY almost shitting myself.

0/10 he always knew what it ment you sir are a tryhard Golf Tango Foxtrot Oscar.

And you're an idiot. He obviously has a better grasp of English than you do

As in shit your pants or you LITERALLY shit yourself like the fine guy in the content?

As in: Poop almost came out of my butt.

The amount of stupid in this thread is amazing