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#49 - DasSpiel (09/17/2012) [-]
Thanks OP, I laughed so hard I nearly shat myself. Literally.
Thanks OP, I laughed so hard I nearly shat myself.



Literally.
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User avatar #80 to #49 - joshlol (09/17/2012) [-]
excellent gif sir
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User avatar #53 to #49 - ninjalazor (09/17/2012) [-]
>nearly shat myself
>literally

do you know what literally means?
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User avatar #120 to #53 - capslockrage (10/15/2012) [-]
Yes, he literally almost shat himself
Are you fucking retarded?
I don't even care if this post is old, i saw it in someones favorites and saw your idiotic comment.
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#66 to #53 - thezillis (09/17/2012) [-]
Do you know what nearly means?
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#54 to #53 - DasSpiel (09/17/2012) [-]
There's figurative "shitting thyself"
And literal "shitting thyself"


Figurative "shitting thyself" means you didn't really shit yourself.

Literal "shitty thyself" means you almost did shit yourself.
And that I nearly did, sir.
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#55 to #54 - ninjalazor (09/17/2012) [-]
funny because the literal meaning means you actually do it. You can look it up, you don't have to take my word for it but I am right.


here this one is bigger.
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User avatar #121 to #55 - capslockrage (10/15/2012) [-]
Yes, he ACTUALLY almost shat himself
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User avatar #77 to #55 - sirmatthew (09/17/2012) [-]
"nearly shat myself, literally" means that he didn't just laugh insainly hard and use shitting yourself as an example of how hard he laughed. He actually nearly had fecal matter come out of his anus.
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#56 to #55 - DasSpiel (09/17/2012) [-]
Funny. I did actually do it. I said I NEARLY shat myself. And I DID nearly shit myself.
Funny.
I did actually do it.
I said I NEARLY shat myself.
And I DID nearly shit myself.
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#71 to #56 - Eralus (09/17/2012) [-]
I love how this entire thread is just two people arguing over whether or not one of them actually shat themselves or not
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#57 to #56 - ninjalazor (09/17/2012) [-]
You cant nearly do something and have it be literal. You have to genuinely do it.
You cant nearly do something and have it be literal. You have to genuinely do it.
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User avatar #68 to #57 - TheFixer (09/17/2012) [-]
did you take a extra shot of retard in your idiot juice this morning?
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User avatar #62 to #57 - DrSalvador (09/17/2012) [-]
You can literally almost do something. Your gif is your reaction to logic.
I literally almost shat myself.
That doesn't sound so bad, now does it?
He genuinely almost shat himself.
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#63 to #62 - ninjalazor (09/17/2012) [-]
Thank you captain obvious.
Thank you captain obvious.
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User avatar #64 to #63 - DrSalvador (09/17/2012) [-]
Well excuuuse me for clarifying
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#59 to #57 - scottysglasses (09/17/2012) [-]
Roll up! Roll up, Ladies and Gentlemen! Two bitches arguing on the internet! Get your seats while available!
Roll up! Roll up, Ladies and Gentlemen! Two bitches arguing on the internet! Get your seats while available!
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#61 to #59 - ninjalazor (09/17/2012) [-]
we weren't even arguing.
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#58 to #57 - DasSpiel (09/17/2012) [-]
GAH. In most circumstances, when a person says "I nearly shat myself laughing" they didn't nearly shit themselves, they just laughed really hard. There was no poop present and there was no imminent bowel evacuation. When I said "I nearly shat myself laughing" I almost DID shit myself. There was shit present in my colon and it nearly ejected from my pooper. Therefore, I LITERALLY almost shat myself, as opposed to FIGURATIVELY almost shitting myself.
GAH.

In most circumstances, when a person says "I nearly shat myself laughing" they didn't nearly shit themselves, they just laughed really hard. There was no poop present and there was no imminent bowel evacuation.

When I said "I nearly shat myself laughing" I almost DID shit myself. There was shit present in my colon and it nearly ejected from my pooper.

Therefore, I LITERALLY almost shat myself, as opposed to FIGURATIVELY almost shitting myself.
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#67 to #58 - thezillis (09/17/2012) [-]
Well that guy sure was a fag, huh
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#60 to #58 - ninjalazor (09/17/2012) [-]
...So you're saying you basically almost pooped, like there was poop in your butt getting ready to come out? Ok gotcha, sorry for the misunderstanding. At least you know what literally means now.
...So you're saying you basically almost pooped, like there was poop in your butt getting ready to come out? Ok gotcha, sorry for the misunderstanding. At least you know what literally means now.
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User avatar #118 to #60 - TheFixer (09/18/2012) [-]
0/10 he always knew what it ment you sir are a tryhard Golf Tango Foxtrot Oscar.
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#90 to #60 - N. Korean citizen (09/17/2012) [-]
Wow. Took you long enough to figure that out.
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#74 to #60 - spidermanthreading (09/17/2012) [-]
And you're an idiot. He obviously has a better grasp of English than you do
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User avatar #50 to #49 - chairbag (09/17/2012) [-]
As in shit your pants or you LITERALLY shit yourself like the fine guy in the content?
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#52 to #50 - DasSpiel (09/17/2012) [-]
As in: Poop almost came out of my butt.
As in: Poop almost came out of my butt.
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#70 to #52 - thatsnumberwang (09/17/2012) [-]
The amount of stupid in this thread is amazing
The amount of stupid in this thread is amazing
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