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trollin dad

So, you going to dangg' tath -
daughter?
Yes sir, it that' s alright with you-
And after the dance?
Well, I think your daughter said she had to be home
right after.
Great, So you' re not going to leave the dance early and
go to a party or hotel and make it back by her curfew?
No sir. The whole point of going to the dance is T' r" r"
going to the dance,
I It
kit r
Great! So you wouldn' t mind if I cancel your reservation
at the Four Seasons?
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User avatar #27 - Hobophobic (09/16/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Why is is that, no matter what the content is, somebody can caption the ending face with "Does this look like the face of mercy?" or "I will do unspeakable things to your anus" or "I will pee on everything you love" and it CONSISTENTLY gets thumbs?
#43 - newtoast (09/17/2012) [+] (4 replies)
the first time i met my girlfriend's dad, we got along pretty well. nothing awkward, not trying to make me uncomfortable. she left to get something for us to drink, and when she left, her dad leaned in and said in a low voice, "you wouldn't do anything to hurt my daughter, would you?" not thinking, i said "don't worry, when the roofies kick in, she won't feel a thing." (mfw when i realized what i said). for a second, his jaw was just agape and we were both speechless. luckily he burst out laughing and forgave me, as long as i don't pull anymore jokes like that, especially in front of the misses.

this hasn't left his and my presence. and every time i see my gf, i think about that bullet i dodged that one day..
#51 - bugindewtwo (09/17/2012) [+] (62 replies)
Whole point is to DANCE
Whole point is to DANCE
#80 - awesomerunner (09/17/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**awesomerunner rolled a random image posted in comment #277 at pretty smile ** mfw
#4 - yourmomisyourdad ONLINE (09/16/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Does this look like the face of mercy?
#6 to #4 - bokkos ONLINE (09/16/2012) [-]
The Classic
#145 - youcame (09/17/2012) [-]
mfw homecoming
#154 - babydonthurtme (09/17/2012) [+] (9 replies)
I'm about 5'8 or 5'9 and my girlfriend is 5'10. Her dad is 6'4, drives a truck for a living (one of them there mac trucks), drinks insane amounts of beer but never gets drunk, and he has a ******** of cars and a nice house and all that **** . Anyways this ************ is super cool when we first meet but when my gf leaves he says "You know what I used to do for a living?" And I said "ummm...no"
"I was a bouncer, I tossed people twice your size out onto the street every night"
"Oh...thats cool"
"Don't get bounced"
*proceed to **** myself*
#119 - Userjames (09/17/2012) [-]
**Userjames rolled a random image posted in comment #606 at Who is your best friend ** wat i dew
#16 - paradoxl (09/16/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**paradoxl rolled a random image posted in comment #1081847 at FJ Pony Thread 14 ** does this look like the face of mercy
#172 - redjello (09/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#194 to #192 - redjello (09/17/2012) [-]
EVERYONE
#73 - novacane (09/17/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Four Seasons?
#83 to #81 - 4chan refugee (09/17/2012) [-]
The joke is the father already looked it up and he knows he had a reservation to the hotel
-7
#143 - mrbosss has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#144 to #143 - youcame (09/17/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #103 - MASTEROFAIL (09/17/2012) [+] (15 replies)
Yfw you realize it's Agent Jinx from Warehouse 13
#108 to #103 - JamesCraft (09/17/2012) [-]
Galaxy Quest is what came to my mind.
User avatar #206 - sirbustyabals (09/17/2012) [-]
Dad Logic:
"You had sex, son? That's great!"
"You stay away from my daughter!"

"Your new girlfriend is hot, son"
"You stay away from my daughter!"
#181 - drganja (09/17/2012) [+] (8 replies)
**drganja rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at XD I MADE IT MYSELF XD ** the kids face when
User avatar #218 - moldypubes (09/17/2012) [-]
Two worthwhile relaitonships where I actually had to meet the parents.

1. No dad. 4 months after meeting the mother, the woman had a restraining order placed on me. Feels bad man.

2. Her dad loved me because of where I work. Even months after the end of the relationship he still asks about me to try and get deals/gifts.. Was odd hearing him say, "No don't break up with him, he is the only one I approve of"



#225 - ianosity (09/17/2012) [-]
Dad...If only.
#31 - rrack (09/16/2012) [-]
**rrack rolled a random image posted in comment #574009 at MLP Friendly Board **
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