Oh god what.... Not mine, obviously found it from Failbook. But I thought it was funny, so why not share it. I apologize if this may be a repost.. Amother"''""'
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Not mine, obviously found it from Failbook. But I thought it was funny, so why not share it. I apologize if this may be a repost.

Amother"''""'"'' ing "H". masturbating and everything was
going great. Iwas in my reem, i had my headphones on, i was tatally
naked sitting at my computer fapping away to a Avideo en redtube. All of
a sudden there' s this really sharp pain in my dick, like it just got stabbed
with a sewing needle. Clerked my hand back and it bumped into my
computer tower, which sits on the desk. Well, i had my stick of
deoderant en top pf the tower, and that bitch fell off and landed
that hurt, and en top of that it hit SC) hard that it actually forced seme
deoderant into my urethra. Ne neuter had anything burn so bad in my
entire life. Clumped out of my ""'"'"'ing chair and steed up because it
hurt SC) bad; this caused my headphone cable to get yanked out of my
speakers, which caused "eh yeah baby cemo deep in my tight teen
uh uh uh" get blared through my """"ing house and
almost maximum tellme. Now my eyes are watering from the pain m
the deoderant inside my c ck but i manage to punch ene of my speakers
hard enough SC) they turn off. Gleeked dawn and noticed bleed dripping
off of my c ck; i guess the lip m the plastic deoderant thing bit into my
foreskin as it connected with my c ck. The bleed was dripping dawn my
leg.
This all happened in the space of maybe 6 decends. It may seem bad
but it gets verse. Just as i' m standing there trying to figure mt what the
T& MIMIR: happened, my bedroom deer ""'"'"''ing epins. My dad was
standing there with my acceptance letter Johns hopkins. Iframe and
he stared at me, naked with my bloody erection for maybe 15 seconds
befire he noticed my computer moniter and the brutal anal sex scene
going en . He immediately closed the deer and left without
saying anything. This may seem embarrassing but my dad is a seriously
conserve/ hte christian. This happened minutes age and he
hasn' t said anything to me yet. I' m still in my reem trying to get the god
damn '''s"'' gng eld spice out m my c ck. What sheild i do
onh. Eminent 1. - 'eat it
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there should be a 'share" butch fer this story! '
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i hate when that happens seems like you handled it
like a champ tho, .. hope have a speedy recovery
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#6 - infamoustrapper (09/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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did....did i just read a /b/ copypasta on facebook?
User avatar #12 - lazypaul (09/16/2012) [-]
Why did he feel the need to censor his swearing? In case it made his story about masturbating with a bloody dick to anal porn rude?
User avatar #1 - iliketires (09/16/2012) [-]
His dick was trying to tell him that his dad was coming to his room, and that he better get dressed and act natural.

I think he handled it pretty well.
User avatar #20 - theawkwardbros (09/16/2012) [+] (1 reply)
...Is Facebook trying to become /b/?
#22 to #20 - znigga (09/16/2012) [-]
No facebook is just copying /b/
#66 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (09/17/2012) [-]
Dad'sFW
Dad'sFW
#99 - annaisocoolike (09/17/2012) [-]
dad   
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#116 - miggosbitch (09/17/2012) [-]
decides to have a wank

practically looses cock
#39 - Deavas (09/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
these fb friends... theyre not retarded... its like /b/.. but on fb. i want these friends, mine suck
#68 - ortonja (09/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#88 - baditch ONLINE (09/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Whoa it's a good thing he censored out all the swearwords. I don't know if i could have handled that kind of language.
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#36 - thebeatlesfan (09/17/2012) [-]
Dude..............congrats on your acceptance to John Hopkins brah
#13 - 4chan refugee (09/16/2012) [-]
Thank you for censoring, the internet is not ready for such language.
#95 - blahblahcubed (09/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Is anyone else curious what caused the initial penis pain that made him jump up?
User avatar #24 - thenewgizmobox (09/16/2012) [+] (9 replies)
"i hate when that happens"
so this is like a normal thing for you or what?
#47 - mustachefriend (09/17/2012) [+] (5 replies)
#53 - terrancevontroll (09/17/2012) [-]
**terrancevontroll rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Twilight ** <--doesn't read text thumbs up anyway
#60 - Pompano (09/17/2012) [-]
Thank you for censoring " **** " and " **** " our young innocent ears are to fragile. Thank you for choosing not to censor benign phrases like " that bitch fell deodorant-end down on my c ..." and "brutal anal sex scene". Pic unrelated.
#104 - buthow (09/17/2012) [-]
that last comment
#85 - guto (09/17/2012) [-]
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