Aladdin

Aladdin takes place IN THE FUTURE. A post-apocalyptic world where only Arab culture (and some Greek) survived. It has been so long that the name "Arabia" has been corrupted to "Agrabah." The Muslim religion has atrophied to the point where there are no mosques, Imams, or prayer mats, but people still give praise to Allah in moments of happiness. Amazing technological marvels left behind by the previous civilization, like sentient flying carpets or genetically engineered parrots which comprehend human speech instead of just mimic it, are taken for granted by the locals or considered "magic."

The Genie proves this by making impressions of ancient, long-dead celebrities like Groucho Marx, Jack Nicholson, etc.

or maybe.... and stop me if i don't make any sense

"the MAGICAL GENIE can TIME TRAVEL"

OR MAYBE it is a cartoon MAYBE

no, aladin is obviously a true story.

What about the guy breaking the nose on the sphinx in Egypt during the magic carpet scene.

Most likely a recreation of the Sphinx, I dunno

The Genie could have just used his magic to enable himself to keep up with current events while he was imprisoned in the lamp.

Wasnt Alladin supposed to be in China, but the writer sucked at it, and make them all sand niggers?

Disney's Alladin is based on the Arabian One Thousand and One Nights tale of Alladin. It has no connection to China at all.

I doubt Humon was wrong. Well, the original and first tale of the whole lamp thing was supposed to be in China

We're talking about the Disney version, not the original fairy tale. I'm not even fully sure if it first came from China.

Didn't it derive from the One Thousand and One Nights story?

It was one of Scheherazade's tales, yeah

What theory?

above.

Who's Daniel Radcliffe? That guy who looks like Harry Potter?

the woman is black?

2012 horror movie that Radcliffe starred in.

cool movie, they should have worked more on the plot thought

Also, it saddens me that when people look back on this comment, they won't feel the funny :(

he stole it.

Aw :C

Allow me to help, good sir.

**kcits rolled a random image posted in comment #177 at Hair ** Wow, someone drew Aladdin nipples. If I'm not mistaken, he's a bit more pale. Now I'm just curious.

Don't forget to flex the pecs. Bitches love flexing the pecs.